Ending an email with a passive-aggressive smiley face. PGP.

Let the thermostat wars begin. PGP.

1: “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” 2: “Not here.” PGP.

1: “You look tired.” 2: “I drank heavily last night, and the night before that.” PGP.

Giving yourself a pep talk in the parking lot, trying to get motivated to enter the building. PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.