I went to a Jason Aldean concert with a couple friends who had an extra ticket last summer… The traffic getting there sucked, parking sucked, getting to a spot where we could find a place to sit sucked, there were drunk “rednecks” dressed like cowboys (people who probably have never spent a day doing manual labor, let alone have probably never stepped foot on a farm or ranch) that were getting in each other’s faces about spilled crap beer…
I pick and choose the new country songs I like, but stay the hell away from the concerts. They drain your faith in humanity faster than Amanda Byness’ Twitter feed.
I brewed beer on Saturday. It’s going to be the most delicious imperial stout that has ever been, and I’m going to drink it on top of a mountain and there will be a string quartet playing and unicorns dancing and YOU’RE NOT INVITED PGP!
This would be one way to get out of buying an actual engagement ring, just buy a fake, pop the question while in the air, drop it and then be like “awww shit, I didn’t buy insurance for that yet!”
Subaru wagons FTW. Back seats fold down, decent gas mileage and AWD. Also, fast enough to get away in if laying the back seats down turns into a car seat in the backseat!
Wow, actually that is a great letter. I totally agree with his last paragraph, if you don’t love what you’re doing then move on. Sounds like he just wants his employees and company to thrive.
Hmm. I just broke up with my girlfriend of two whole months because she knows she wants kids within 5 years and I don’t. So I figured I’d be doing her a favor by freeing her up to meet someone else instead of using her for sex for a while then dumping her when I was no longer interested. I figured she’d be grateful… but instead she is pissed at me and called me a misogynist who thinks he knows best. I guess some women just don’t want to hear the truth.
I went to a Jason Aldean concert with a couple friends who had an extra ticket last summer… The traffic getting there sucked, parking sucked, getting to a spot where we could find a place to sit sucked, there were drunk “rednecks” dressed like cowboys (people who probably have never spent a day doing manual labor, let alone have probably never stepped foot on a farm or ranch) that were getting in each other’s faces about spilled crap beer…
I pick and choose the new country songs I like, but stay the hell away from the concerts. They drain your faith in humanity faster than Amanda Byness’ Twitter feed.
I agree!!!
Your sleep number: Whatever dead skin equals out to in a sleep number.
I brewed beer on Saturday. It’s going to be the most delicious imperial stout that has ever been, and I’m going to drink it on top of a mountain and there will be a string quartet playing and unicorns dancing and YOU’RE NOT INVITED PGP!
Thank you, Buzz Killington.
I done love me some womens with back sweat. Mmmm hmmm.
I give 20% 100% of the time. USA! USA! USA!
Every boring girl in America: “Vegas! Woooooooooooo!” *throws hands up in the air*
Patrick Warburton: “We all know what you did in Vegas… you got drunk and danced with each other.”
Hey whoa, whoa. You leave Archer out of this now… ya hear?!
This would be one way to get out of buying an actual engagement ring, just buy a fake, pop the question while in the air, drop it and then be like “awww shit, I didn’t buy insurance for that yet!”
She’ll understand. I think.
Subaru wagons FTW. Back seats fold down, decent gas mileage and AWD. Also, fast enough to get away in if laying the back seats down turns into a car seat in the backseat!
Wow, actually that is a great letter. I totally agree with his last paragraph, if you don’t love what you’re doing then move on. Sounds like he just wants his employees and company to thrive.
Don’t worry, Range Rovers are full of problems. You’re better off getting something more practical like a Porsche.
Hmm. I just broke up with my girlfriend of two whole months because she knows she wants kids within 5 years and I don’t. So I figured I’d be doing her a favor by freeing her up to meet someone else instead of using her for sex for a while then dumping her when I was no longer interested. I figured she’d be grateful… but instead she is pissed at me and called me a misogynist who thinks he knows best. I guess some women just don’t want to hear the truth.