That was read wrong. I don’t really care much about using water. I’m mainly talking about training your kid in beer pong at age 10. Will he be teaching him to funnel O’Doyles beer, too?
” I’m sorry but someone who describes themselves as living their 21st birthday for the past three years, as the author does, obviously doesn’t have the maturity to discuss the topic of child birth in an adult way.”
Shots fired.
Some girl from tinder wanted to have sex with me Monday when she got back in town. After the Ole Miss game she wanted me to talk to her all day instead of celebrate with my family and friends, and was saying that the game wasn’t as important as I made it sound. Haven’t spoken to her since. Go Rebs
Here’s how to make some incredible roast sandwiches. Or put it on top of white rice.
For a 2-3 lbs English or Pot roast: add 1 packet Salad Magic Zesty Italian powdered mix and 1 jar Mezzetta deli sliced golden greek pepperoncini peppers (including the juice)
For a 3-4 lbs English or Pot roast: add 2 packets Salad Magic Zesty Italian powdered mix and 1 jar Mezzetta deli sliced golden greek pepperoncini peppers, and 1 jar of mild pepperoncini peppers (including the juice)
Put it in a crock pot on low for 8 hours. The roast will be so soft, you can cut it with a spoon. Tastes best with Po’Boy bread
Watch the Saints still win the NFC Championship game when the Vikings were already inside field goal range with seconds left and try not to cry. Fucking try
The problem is that a ton of people aren’t ready to commit to completely shutting down every aspect of their lives outside of work/school/etc every day. In college, you have fraternity brothers and/or friends that can give you old notes and test banks so you can spend less time studying, and intercessions to make your fall and spring semesters lighter. But now none of these things exist, and you have to actually buckle down and rough it out for a long time before it gets better. And if you want large periods of free time without repercussions, then you REALLY have to buckle down those other days. Some people didn’t take time to prepare themselves for this, or were just too oblivious to see it coming. Those people need to find something to help them cope, and then realize that they’re doing this to improve their lives immeasurably. Others will far less have done far more, and the longer you wait to take action, the deeper you’ll be digging yourself. Remember that you’re a fucking American, and we get shit done. If Rex Grossman can quarterback a team to a Super Bowl, then your ass can do better than fucking Lester down the hall. Seriously, who hears the name ‘Lester’ and thinks “Yeah, that’s a great name for my son”? No one successful, that’s who. Lester is what that weird kid growing up named his pet garter snake. So suck it up, get out there, and make a name for yourself. Eat shit, Lester.
If I meet/know someone that would suit you well, I’ll introduce you to them. Otherwise, leave it alone. I’m not spending my time finding you a date so that you don’t have to.
My entire family is from New Orleans, and Ole Miss is by far bigger in our family. You can actually be a part of your university, whereas you’ll always be just a fan of your NFL team
That was read wrong. I don’t really care much about using water. I’m mainly talking about training your kid in beer pong at age 10. Will he be teaching him to funnel O’Doyles beer, too?
Welcome to Sesame Street! Today’s word of the day is “Dearth”
A dad that trains his son on how to play beer pong using water sounds like the ultimate douche. Good list, otherwise.
Yeah I especially like the part where they say “over and over again” over and over again
Yes, because the playoff certainly isn’t an option.
” I’m sorry but someone who describes themselves as living their 21st birthday for the past three years, as the author does, obviously doesn’t have the maturity to discuss the topic of child birth in an adult way.”
Shots fired.
Green should also be student’s friends who are just using the ticket to get into the stadium, then switch to the student section
You should write a column selling your sex appeal after reading her comment, Brian.
Some girl from tinder wanted to have sex with me Monday when she got back in town. After the Ole Miss game she wanted me to talk to her all day instead of celebrate with my family and friends, and was saying that the game wasn’t as important as I made it sound. Haven’t spoken to her since. Go Rebs
Here’s how to make some incredible roast sandwiches. Or put it on top of white rice.
For a 2-3 lbs English or Pot roast: add 1 packet Salad Magic Zesty Italian powdered mix and 1 jar Mezzetta deli sliced golden greek pepperoncini peppers (including the juice)
For a 3-4 lbs English or Pot roast: add 2 packets Salad Magic Zesty Italian powdered mix and 1 jar Mezzetta deli sliced golden greek pepperoncini peppers, and 1 jar of mild pepperoncini peppers (including the juice)
Put it in a crock pot on low for 8 hours. The roast will be so soft, you can cut it with a spoon. Tastes best with Po’Boy bread
Thank goodness I live in Mississippi. No one travels to here. Y’all have fun, now
Watch the Saints still win the NFC Championship game when the Vikings were already inside field goal range with seconds left and try not to cry. Fucking try
Banging an uncircumcised penis is like banging a pig-in-a-blanket.
The problem is that a ton of people aren’t ready to commit to completely shutting down every aspect of their lives outside of work/school/etc every day. In college, you have fraternity brothers and/or friends that can give you old notes and test banks so you can spend less time studying, and intercessions to make your fall and spring semesters lighter. But now none of these things exist, and you have to actually buckle down and rough it out for a long time before it gets better. And if you want large periods of free time without repercussions, then you REALLY have to buckle down those other days. Some people didn’t take time to prepare themselves for this, or were just too oblivious to see it coming. Those people need to find something to help them cope, and then realize that they’re doing this to improve their lives immeasurably. Others will far less have done far more, and the longer you wait to take action, the deeper you’ll be digging yourself. Remember that you’re a fucking American, and we get shit done. If Rex Grossman can quarterback a team to a Super Bowl, then your ass can do better than fucking Lester down the hall. Seriously, who hears the name ‘Lester’ and thinks “Yeah, that’s a great name for my son”? No one successful, that’s who. Lester is what that weird kid growing up named his pet garter snake. So suck it up, get out there, and make a name for yourself. Eat shit, Lester.
If I meet/know someone that would suit you well, I’ll introduce you to them. Otherwise, leave it alone. I’m not spending my time finding you a date so that you don’t have to.
Something tells me this dumbass that can’t screenshot swiped right
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Check out the comments on the Amazon page for a god laugh.
“With SURGE back, my orgasms will be more powerful than ever”
My entire family is from New Orleans, and Ole Miss is by far bigger in our family. You can actually be a part of your university, whereas you’ll always be just a fan of your NFL team
So you’re saying that if 1 hangover = 1 day hungover, then one in 14 people spends 8 years of their lives hungover? I call bullshit