#1 is total BS. Our generation makes me think that freedom of speech may literally be hindered in the future. You can’t say anything without offending someone and causing serious backlash.
They really should make a short film about this. And make the best asshole tv/movie characters play the roles of the two teams. I’d love to see Thad Castle yell “YOU’VE GOT MAIL, B*TCH!”
Dude, just no. We have to go through the “stress” of asking her to marry us. Then she and her family go through hell planning out the wedding for the next X months of her life, and also her family pays for it. Meanwhile, all we have to do is keep a smile on our face, stay positive, and try to keep her from losing her effing mind.
Also he introduced Megan Fox, which I am eternally grateful for
If you wanna get technical, roofies are a pretty proven way of getting her back to your place.
Not reading the book makes the show much more suspenseful.
Snape kills Dumbledore
#1 is total BS. Our generation makes me think that freedom of speech may literally be hindered in the future. You can’t say anything without offending someone and causing serious backlash.
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If you find yourself craven Chick-fil-A on Sunday, try this. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/spoon-university/copycat-chickfila-sandwich_b_4861183.html
They really should make a short film about this. And make the best asshole tv/movie characters play the roles of the two teams. I’d love to see Thad Castle yell “YOU’VE GOT MAIL, B*TCH!”
Dude, just no. We have to go through the “stress” of asking her to marry us. Then she and her family go through hell planning out the wedding for the next X months of her life, and also her family pays for it. Meanwhile, all we have to do is keep a smile on our face, stay positive, and try to keep her from losing her effing mind.
Run a fine comb through your eyebrows, and run an electric razor over the comb. Boom, eyebrows aren’t as thick.
You should have included restaurants.
When it comes to Delta, I think John Mulaney says it best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vph3LoX6bw
I feel like 1 and 5 are one in the same.
Try the Domino’s Mac and Cheese bread bowl pizza next time you’re drunk. If you cry yourself to sleep, it’s completely natural.
Encountered this Tinder profile not too long ago. Pretty much made my entire month.
I hate the selfie fad with a burning passion. It’s so annoying.
Ser Dontos pulling Sansa out of the wedding moments before Joffrey falls dead leads me to believe that he is responsible.
It really is miraculous how she finds a way to bitch about so many things. And I thought my cranky grandmother complained about a lot of things.
If I asked a kid today to burn me a CD, they would throw it in a fireplace.
Someone pull a Barney Stinson and try to do all of these in 1 day.