If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.