living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Well all relationships end in death and divorce….lets hope theirs ends with both. If they wanted to be all hipster and creative they should have done it on the “Be Someone” bridge.
But its good to go back and see people from high school who used to be in shape and popular and now look like sacks of potatoes. You’re ex who ditched you during your first semester at college is divorced now with two kids in her mid 20’s and the popular football guy is balding while you still have a great hairline and workout on the reg.. F$%k no goin back to visit is awesome!
you forgot the part where “we’re both the same blood type so its nice to know if i suffer severe blood loss or need a extra kidney you’re there for me Gloria”
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That’s a lie and proof Trump is out of touch with other countries. Everyone knows Canadians drink maple syrup.
Well all relationships end in death and divorce….lets hope theirs ends with both. If they wanted to be all hipster and creative they should have done it on the “Be Someone” bridge.
Hey as long as people are asking “how’d he manage to get her” call that a win broski! Always be reaching for the topshelf in life
But its good to go back and see people from high school who used to be in shape and popular and now look like sacks of potatoes. You’re ex who ditched you during your first semester at college is divorced now with two kids in her mid 20’s and the popular football guy is balding while you still have a great hairline and workout on the reg.. F$%k no goin back to visit is awesome!
you forgot the part where “we’re both the same blood type so its nice to know if i suffer severe blood loss or need a extra kidney you’re there for me Gloria”
He forgot to mention the attractive intern that’s there over the summer.
Or insurance….but damn if our External Auditors don’t have some cute staffers.
In a road-rage induced incident i’d fight the guy in the Miata and he can only roll 1 deep with another passenger….Fight on!
What about Lethal Weapon? That’s a Christmas story even though it outside your 1989 scope…..I’m too old for this sh#$
outside of the 1989 scope but you forget Lethal Weapon was a Christmas movie. I’m too old for this s$%^ though.