living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
This almost as painful as that article about the girl who’s broke and lived in her car/campgrounds with her boyfriend but her boyfriend owns a goddamn sail boat. GTFO here with their pseudo poor people hipster shit.
I agree with his lowering the tax on offshore money being brought back but with the caveat that it cant be used for the stock buybacks and require a certain % to be allocated to capital projects. Cause lets face it anyone who knows finance can agree stock buybacks are bullshit.
NOL carryover aint much of a loophole anyone can do it. All you gotta do is lose your ass in starting a small business then use that loss to offset any future ordinary income. easy peasy.
You should be ok with what you do because doing what you love and not making money from it is a total bummer. Also if you dont hate what you a do a little bit then you’d never truly enjoy the weekend, three day weekends, and occasional bullshit sick day.
some menudo or barbacoa tacos and toss in a michelada that will set you up for some recovery of the damage done the night before. I’m waiting to burn down DT SA during Thanksgiving week and consume my own body weight in barbacoa/breakfast tacos and big red hopefully this time i dont almost get arrested for drunkingly hitting on a lady cop outside the downtown whataburger.
Yeah but this guy is free and will probably help ya walk back to the car and avoid the pitfalls of being that guy that falls off sidewalks….not that i have any first hand knowledge of that. And with the money you save from Uber you can buy more drinks.
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Pushing 30 and still can’t grow a respectable beard….i also got carded at the movie theater to watch a Rated R movie #PGP
This almost as painful as that article about the girl who’s broke and lived in her car/campgrounds with her boyfriend but her boyfriend owns a goddamn sail boat. GTFO here with their pseudo poor people hipster shit.
Not having a yard to rake #PGP
Did you check with the acct dept on those tax rates? 15% @ <50k, 25% @ 50-75K, 34% @ 75-100k, 39% 100-335k, 34% 335K-10mil
I agree with his lowering the tax on offshore money being brought back but with the caveat that it cant be used for the stock buybacks and require a certain % to be allocated to capital projects. Cause lets face it anyone who knows finance can agree stock buybacks are bullshit.
NOL carryover aint much of a loophole anyone can do it. All you gotta do is lose your ass in starting a small business then use that loss to offset any future ordinary income. easy peasy.
You should be ok with what you do because doing what you love and not making money from it is a total bummer. Also if you dont hate what you a do a little bit then you’d never truly enjoy the weekend, three day weekends, and occasional bullshit sick day.
@Emily i think you and Nived should talk.
Daylight savings was the worst to get used to…showing up to work while the sun was still rising and leaving after it had set.
I keep imagining that scene from Mrs. Doubtfire after he puts his face in the cake.
I see where Duda is going to pursue his new career path.
thought that was the Weekend that did that.
#humblebrag article about vacationing while month close is in full swing #mustbenice
Arts and Crafts with Michael J Fox?
Sup?
“Do yourself a favor and embrace mediocrity”. That is actually my line for picking up women
some menudo or barbacoa tacos and toss in a michelada that will set you up for some recovery of the damage done the night before. I’m waiting to burn down DT SA during Thanksgiving week and consume my own body weight in barbacoa/breakfast tacos and big red hopefully this time i dont almost get arrested for drunkingly hitting on a lady cop outside the downtown whataburger.
Whataburger is not shitty.
Yeah but this guy is free and will probably help ya walk back to the car and avoid the pitfalls of being that guy that falls off sidewalks….not that i have any first hand knowledge of that. And with the money you save from Uber you can buy more drinks.