living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
As often as i feel like dragging all 4 doors up to the third floor apartment. Though nothing turns my coworkers heads like me rolling up without my doors.
Being that i live in Houston and that it likes to flood here at least twice a year, i drive a lifted JKU and love it. 35’s with a 3.5″ lift i get 15/17 in the the city and just around 20 on the highway. The streets around the office tend to flood quickly and i don’t like having to sleep at the office so those 2 feet of water are nothing. I’ve even given a few coworkers that live nearby rides to there places because their cars wouldn’t be able to make it. This flood carpool service usually nets me free lunches for the next week and some sweet office Christmas presents.
Back in San Antonio there was a need for them since the Wounded Warriors Center is located on Ft Sam/SAMC. Back during my undergrad days when i worked at a paintball field we would regularly donate time, equipment, and supplies so Wounded Warriors and their doctors/occupational therapist could come out and be able to move around and get some more strenuous activity in to test some of their prosthetics and braces. Even got a chance to tour their labs. A lot of the progress made to from studying those traumatic injuries were applied to civilian medicine, specifically kids with muscle dystrophy. Occupational therapist are cool in my book plus the one for the Wounded Warrior Project was a total babe.
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I dk i do tend to drink a lot of fireball this time of year after work and blackout.
Then in a few more months you have your Re-birthday. #throwdownforeaster #jesus3dayweekend
Also fuck the American Girl store
As often as i feel like dragging all 4 doors up to the third floor apartment. Though nothing turns my coworkers heads like me rolling up without my doors.
Replace Shiner with Lonestar cause all my siblings all have multiple kids so I’m broke from repeated trips to the American Girl store.
Merry Christmas @FinanceHoe, sup?
Party cause its His birthday!
Thought you had a jeep
Being that i live in Houston and that it likes to flood here at least twice a year, i drive a lifted JKU and love it. 35’s with a 3.5″ lift i get 15/17 in the the city and just around 20 on the highway. The streets around the office tend to flood quickly and i don’t like having to sleep at the office so those 2 feet of water are nothing. I’ve even given a few coworkers that live nearby rides to there places because their cars wouldn’t be able to make it. This flood carpool service usually nets me free lunches for the next week and some sweet office Christmas presents.
Unless you roll coal like a douche
I thought you’d be more a CHRISTler guy………see what i did there?
Unless its a Ford, Honda Ridgeline or Nissan Titan. Those are all equally as shitty
two favorite traits in women
Amen bro
still gets a pension though….so meh
21st century you do you. no judgement
Back in San Antonio there was a need for them since the Wounded Warriors Center is located on Ft Sam/SAMC. Back during my undergrad days when i worked at a paintball field we would regularly donate time, equipment, and supplies so Wounded Warriors and their doctors/occupational therapist could come out and be able to move around and get some more strenuous activity in to test some of their prosthetics and braces. Even got a chance to tour their labs. A lot of the progress made to from studying those traumatic injuries were applied to civilian medicine, specifically kids with muscle dystrophy. Occupational therapist are cool in my book plus the one for the Wounded Warrior Project was a total babe.
Graphing calculator? It’s all about that Texas Instruments BA II Plus calculator game yo
What if you drive your jeep to the office with out a top & doors off in the rain, is that a office power move?