I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

Trading your expensive tobacco habit for an expensive nicotine gum habit. PGP.

Using your dog as an excuse to get out of things you don’t want to do after work. PGP.