Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
Kay and Jared are both trash, I’ve got a fondness for Tiffany’s (mostly because of the book & movie) but it is hella overpriced. If a guy bought me either I would seriously question his financial judgment and taste.
You remind me of my friend, we lived a block away from work and he would actually leave, take all of his clothes off, poop, then shower and come back to work. I also wasn’t aloud to sit on his bed with any of my clothes that had been worn outside that day (street or work germs apparently). He showered frequently too. Its for sure weird and normally I’d say you do you but this is not environmentally friendly and an insane move for Cali. Cut it down to 2 a day.
oh times square is the worst and is to obviously be avoided; my personal image of hell is specifically being trapped with tourists in the olive garden in times squre. i just meant that even that hell hole cannot bring down NYC.
lived in the UK for awhile, some of these trips abroad are actually hella affordable. like you can go to Amsterdam for 4 nights, transportation and hotel being maaaaybe $250, plus they get a decent amount of vacation days so it PTO
I’m 5’1, I’ve already given up on reaching shit from the top cabinet anyway so imma go with short. Kids make do with it and I feel it would be an easier adjustment since the world would cater to that moreso. Plus you don’t hit your head on everything.
Also have no issues dating short boys just FYI, legit doesn’t matter to all girls.
and it turns to hot garbage in the summer. and it smells like urine and you walk though humid clouds of it during the summer months, and it contains time square and the port authority bus terminal. and yet, even with all of that it is the best damn city in the world.
tbh the worst mansplainer I’ve dealt with is my very soon to be former roommate, who is also female. irritated the hell outta me, she would give me financial advice (she’s middle-aged, has $5000 in savings & doesn’t own property) while I’m in the process of buying a home and have a bit of a rainy-day fund. travel advice (I’ve lived in a few different countries and used to travel abroad monthly, she does not own a passport). lecture me on student loan management (I did a bachelor’s at uni, 8 hour drive away paid off in 3 years, she went to a community college for a 2 year program, lived at home and paid her loans off in 9 years). its a special level when they not only think you know nothing, but also don’t really know what the hell they’re talking about.
By and by I encounter this significantly more with men, but feminism is all about equality and sometimes other girls can be just the worst.
I have no problem taking a guys name but I’m sure as hell not giving mine up. If its an issue to him I’ll hyphenate (provided he doesn’t have something god-awful), our kids names can be whatever, I’m fine socially going by his last name but I’m not changing un-necessary documents or emails or anything, nor do I want to give up my name, I like it. Miiiight throw it in as a 2nd middle name for my future kids cause it sounds like a pretentious dick-bag move and that’s kinda on brand for me.
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Kay and Jared are both trash, I’ve got a fondness for Tiffany’s (mostly because of the book & movie) but it is hella overpriced. If a guy bought me either I would seriously question his financial judgment and taste.
if I ever switch teams I’m shooting you a “sup?”.
Simple wedding band ring with no diamond & a small backyard wedding.
Topanga was always ahead of her time
Congrats on the sex
You remind me of my friend, we lived a block away from work and he would actually leave, take all of his clothes off, poop, then shower and come back to work. I also wasn’t aloud to sit on his bed with any of my clothes that had been worn outside that day (street or work germs apparently). He showered frequently too. Its for sure weird and normally I’d say you do you but this is not environmentally friendly and an insane move for Cali. Cut it down to 2 a day.
I mean congrats to you. I’m just an unlikeable loser I guess.
Sup right back at ya
oh times square is the worst and is to obviously be avoided; my personal image of hell is specifically being trapped with tourists in the olive garden in times squre. i just meant that even that hell hole cannot bring down NYC.
who has 14+ friends after college??
lived in the UK for awhile, some of these trips abroad are actually hella affordable. like you can go to Amsterdam for 4 nights, transportation and hotel being maaaaybe $250, plus they get a decent amount of vacation days so it PTO
I’ve always been on the backyard wedding train. Al did it in Home Improvement and I was very impressionable in the mid 90s.
The answer is all of them. She hates all of her bridesmaids.
I’m 5’1, I’ve already given up on reaching shit from the top cabinet anyway so imma go with short. Kids make do with it and I feel it would be an easier adjustment since the world would cater to that moreso. Plus you don’t hit your head on everything.
Also have no issues dating short boys just FYI, legit doesn’t matter to all girls.
lol didn’t mean it that way. trust me, I’m pretty self deprecating (and honestly have minimal achievements), just really really hate my roommate.
she sounds lovely. also I hate “foodies”, congrats on her departure
and it turns to hot garbage in the summer. and it smells like urine and you walk though humid clouds of it during the summer months, and it contains time square and the port authority bus terminal. and yet, even with all of that it is the best damn city in the world.
but everyone is hated *equally*. and judged on how annoying they are. #teamNYC
tbh the worst mansplainer I’ve dealt with is my very soon to be former roommate, who is also female. irritated the hell outta me, she would give me financial advice (she’s middle-aged, has $5000 in savings & doesn’t own property) while I’m in the process of buying a home and have a bit of a rainy-day fund. travel advice (I’ve lived in a few different countries and used to travel abroad monthly, she does not own a passport). lecture me on student loan management (I did a bachelor’s at uni, 8 hour drive away paid off in 3 years, she went to a community college for a 2 year program, lived at home and paid her loans off in 9 years). its a special level when they not only think you know nothing, but also don’t really know what the hell they’re talking about.
By and by I encounter this significantly more with men, but feminism is all about equality and sometimes other girls can be just the worst.
I have no problem taking a guys name but I’m sure as hell not giving mine up. If its an issue to him I’ll hyphenate (provided he doesn’t have something god-awful), our kids names can be whatever, I’m fine socially going by his last name but I’m not changing un-necessary documents or emails or anything, nor do I want to give up my name, I like it. Miiiight throw it in as a 2nd middle name for my future kids cause it sounds like a pretentious dick-bag move and that’s kinda on brand for me.
is that a sandwich in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?