Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
Feel ya. Got my worst case of scaries NYE day sitting at my desk (hospitality industry is terrible FYI) bored af at work. Legit worst day of the year for me; the reflection of the past year/s and the idea of where you’re headed in the new year and the milestones that are in 2017 year are awful, dealt with an upcoming 10 year high school reunion far better than I’m handling the looming big 3-0. Fucking terrified.
just spent the last few years being insufferable and traveling around Europe, did some solo travel in there as well as trips with or to visit friends, depends on where you’re going but I had some amazing times on some solo trips, totally does depend on the city though.
Happy to give you my email if you have any questions.
My life is already a lie. Resume’s not worth the blow-back, although I did throw the word “senior” around pretty liberally: it’s technically true but not hard to achieve when your place of work as a shitty turnover rate.
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My sister legit developed a toe fungus from this habit. Lasted like 4+ years now. They gotta breathe.
Turned 30 last week. Spent half the day crying and posting gifs of Joey from friends doing the same thing.
NYC is both best and worst place in the world.
Plum sauce is a game changer. Like a better version of duck sauce. Takes chicken fingers to a whole new level.
Claim you were underage, then he’s the one who gets hit up as a sex offender with a child porn.
Samezies
My college roommate told me she would make us homemade mac and cheese and pulled this exact stunt. 10 years later I’m still not over it.
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Not getting any sick days. PGP
If you hate people properly every sweater is a “leave me alone sweater”. That said I still want one.
working late so some leftover garlic mashed potatoes, meatballs and peas. at my desk.
Feel ya. Got my worst case of scaries NYE day sitting at my desk (hospitality industry is terrible FYI) bored af at work. Legit worst day of the year for me; the reflection of the past year/s and the idea of where you’re headed in the new year and the milestones that are in 2017 year are awful, dealt with an upcoming 10 year high school reunion far better than I’m handling the looming big 3-0. Fucking terrified.
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just spent the last few years being insufferable and traveling around Europe, did some solo travel in there as well as trips with or to visit friends, depends on where you’re going but I had some amazing times on some solo trips, totally does depend on the city though.
Happy to give you my email if you have any questions.
uh get in a massage, duh. were you not paying attention??
And that’s exactly why you buy in bulk.
Love it. Like when Jim dressed as Dwight.
My life is already a lie. Resume’s not worth the blow-back, although I did throw the word “senior” around pretty liberally: it’s technically true but not hard to achieve when your place of work as a shitty turnover rate.
How fucking amazing is “This is Us”. Turns me into a goddamn baby.
Being so broke you have to solicit money for ad clicks and page views? PGP.
I’m just mad I didn’t think of this first.