Reasons to move to Boston: I live here. Do you fucks really need any more of a reason to move here?
Also, Murderpan is actually a pretty sweet neighborhood from a photography standpoint. Just gotta learn to hold your own in a tough crowd.
Also also, there are a lot of dudes in the bar scene who are carbon copies of their friends and the rest of the other friend groups of dudes who all shuffle to the bars trolling for pussy and terrible cocaine. Speaking in business analytics terms now, if you differentiate yourself from the overall marketplace, customer retention (girls) should be a lot easier. You’ll all be more likely to lock down a stable relationship with a sexy lady and if it doesn’t work out, you can always rest assured knowing she’s probably going to date a guy who looks like every fucking guy from the city of Boston in terms of a fashion,facial hair,haircut, and valid personality standpoint
Dude, turn the tables on her. Invite her back over your parents house but leave before she gets there. Make sure your parents aren’t there either. This next phase is crucial and may be hard to do because of memories and stuff but it will vitally pay off: Pour water down the wall next to the conduit that leads down to your electrical box, this might take a little bit to settle in but the box should catch fire if you expose the copper wiring inside the box. You know what is terrible for electrical fires? Water. Once she’s inside, the fire should do what it naturally does: burns off all the dead weight and lays down a fertile foundation for other things to prosper. You guys will def lose your house but insurance fraud is a big risk/big reward type of business. Hopefully you burnt your house down in a good market position so that it can be valued higher so that you can get a little extra coin to get your own place. You’re lucky I’m giving my life advice for free on an open forum right now. I’m like the fucking Dr. Phil of life advice minus the huge celebrity push from Oprah
I was trying to nap out the mood chronologically with the song titles, Will. But you’re right, me mood was def less than uplifting last night because now I’m in my grey cube wondering what I did to get here
The Fisch doesn’t care what the people think because he’s cool as a cucumber. Guy’s been rolling J’s since he was hitting on high school chicks near the cafeteria bathroom at lunchtime
I take Alpha Brain with coconut oil black coffee and some tincture drops of Indica Medical marijuana that’s high in CBD and then I go to work and sit there and think deeply about doing stuff until it’s time to go to the gym and then I come back, fire off some emails, walk around for a coffee, spruce up some mobile app cohort analytics reports then jet home at around 4 so I can poop in the privacy of my own home and then I usually get high, edit photos, watch stand up specials on Netflix all while wearing my Patagonia Better Sweater and some joggers and then I tend to fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 3am randomly and forget where I and or how I got there and then the cycle continues for like another 5 days or so
“If you’re not moving forward, you’re moving backwards”…do you guys have that slapped across a nice landscape photo of a mountain range that’s framed in your break room for everyone to get motivated and inspired? Sorry, I’ve reached my comment quota for this post. I gotta check myself
Hey! You’re the equivalent of a corporate sponsored human trafficker that has committed very soft human rights violations? May I please take you out to a vegan/gluten free dinner?
If she thinks this is harassment she was obviously forced to turn gay after high school because of her in ability to mate and connect with the opposite sex. She probably hangs out with her neo-feminist friends as they finger bang each other in an upside down triangle formation with eyes painted on their foreheads listening to Shinaed O’Connors greatest hits on vinyl press as the Hallmark Channel plays another empowering woman low budget movie in the background
But they still haven’t made an app that will help me find my DAD!!!!
Vapid*
Reasons to move to Boston: I live here. Do you fucks really need any more of a reason to move here?
Also, Murderpan is actually a pretty sweet neighborhood from a photography standpoint. Just gotta learn to hold your own in a tough crowd.
Also also, there are a lot of dudes in the bar scene who are carbon copies of their friends and the rest of the other friend groups of dudes who all shuffle to the bars trolling for pussy and terrible cocaine. Speaking in business analytics terms now, if you differentiate yourself from the overall marketplace, customer retention (girls) should be a lot easier. You’ll all be more likely to lock down a stable relationship with a sexy lady and if it doesn’t work out, you can always rest assured knowing she’s probably going to date a guy who looks like every fucking guy from the city of Boston in terms of a fashion,facial hair,haircut, and valid personality standpoint
Dude, turn the tables on her. Invite her back over your parents house but leave before she gets there. Make sure your parents aren’t there either. This next phase is crucial and may be hard to do because of memories and stuff but it will vitally pay off: Pour water down the wall next to the conduit that leads down to your electrical box, this might take a little bit to settle in but the box should catch fire if you expose the copper wiring inside the box. You know what is terrible for electrical fires? Water. Once she’s inside, the fire should do what it naturally does: burns off all the dead weight and lays down a fertile foundation for other things to prosper. You guys will def lose your house but insurance fraud is a big risk/big reward type of business. Hopefully you burnt your house down in a good market position so that it can be valued higher so that you can get a little extra coin to get your own place. You’re lucky I’m giving my life advice for free on an open forum right now. I’m like the fucking Dr. Phil of life advice minus the huge celebrity push from Oprah
No need to apologize, man. I get what you’re saying for sure. Rage Fridays are where it’s at.
I was trying to nap out the mood chronologically with the song titles, Will. But you’re right, me mood was def less than uplifting last night because now I’m in my grey cube wondering what I did to get here
Word, thanks
Can I do that?
The Fisch doesn’t care what the people think because he’s cool as a cucumber. Guy’s been rolling J’s since he was hitting on high school chicks near the cafeteria bathroom at lunchtime
Okay, I’m not good at Twitter yet so here’s the Sunday Scaries Playlist:
Black Mountain – Mothers Of The Son
Ruby The Hatchet – Heavy Blanket
Earthless – Lost In The Cold Sun
Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb
Rage Against The Machine – Calm Like A Bomb
Tool – Lateralus
Blackalicous – Clockwork
Gramatik – No Way Out
Oasis – Morning Glory
Black Sabbath – Paranoid
Rush – Working Man
Beach Rats – The Growlers
Black Mountain – Roller Coaster
Dead Meadow – What Needs Must Be
Sneak track: Black Mountain – Mothers of the son
Sunday Scary Panic Room will be commencing very soon. Might drop a Sunday Scary Playlist/Mix Tape
I take Alpha Brain with coconut oil black coffee and some tincture drops of Indica Medical marijuana that’s high in CBD and then I go to work and sit there and think deeply about doing stuff until it’s time to go to the gym and then I come back, fire off some emails, walk around for a coffee, spruce up some mobile app cohort analytics reports then jet home at around 4 so I can poop in the privacy of my own home and then I usually get high, edit photos, watch stand up specials on Netflix all while wearing my Patagonia Better Sweater and some joggers and then I tend to fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 3am randomly and forget where I and or how I got there and then the cycle continues for like another 5 days or so
I’m in Boston and I’m fucking coming too
The coat hanger lobby is going to be fucking pissed, guys.
Anytime, I’m here to help!
“If you’re not moving forward, you’re moving backwards”…do you guys have that slapped across a nice landscape photo of a mountain range that’s framed in your break room for everyone to get motivated and inspired? Sorry, I’ve reached my comment quota for this post. I gotta check myself
Hey! You’re the equivalent of a corporate sponsored human trafficker that has committed very soft human rights violations? May I please take you out to a vegan/gluten free dinner?
If she thinks this is harassment she was obviously forced to turn gay after high school because of her in ability to mate and connect with the opposite sex. She probably hangs out with her neo-feminist friends as they finger bang each other in an upside down triangle formation with eyes painted on their foreheads listening to Shinaed O’Connors greatest hits on vinyl press as the Hallmark Channel plays another empowering woman low budget movie in the background
These have been around for awhile. They’re called Methadone clinics