Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Getting Out Of Debt: Student Loan Exit Counseling

    You’re never going to escape this debt and you can never get rid of it via bankruptcy. That’s she whole point in this whole societal pyramid scheme. I mean, do you really think it’s a coincidence that there’s a fucking pyramid on every single dollar bill with an all seeing eye a top it? Even if you do pay this debt off it’s just going to free up more of your money to then go into a different type of debt. Sell drugs, become a murder for hire, wheel and deal, and don’t have a heart because all the good people of the world have been destroyed from the inside out lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Questions I Have For My Drug Dealer Neighbor

    Um helloooo…..you have the perfect opportunity to black mail the living shit out of him to your benefit. Tell him you know what he’s up to and also tell him that you have many friends in the law enforcement industry (because it is in fact an industry and not a civil service). Then let him know that you are cool with him doing his thing as long as you get a small discount on the product he is pushing and you will keep quiet. (This happens all the time in politics and the business world). He will live in constant fear of appeasing you and if he tries to pull a fast one like hire someone to kill you, well, you already know he can’t afford a lawn mower and it costs at least $100,000 for a good hit man nowadays and he def won’t want to get some hack loser since it would come back to him. He’s stuck and you have the upper hand. Fuck with him from time to time and let him know who he works for. Use fear to your advantage because fear is the greatest motivational mechanism of all time (our government/mafia dons use fear every single day). You’re welcome 🙂

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/16

    Gonna partake in some cunnalingus with some nitro brew and then probably pack it in for the day and just float on to tonight and the fall asleep at some point

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Chatbots Can Now Close Deals, Will Soon Be Able To Steal Your Girlfriend

    Okay guys, let me fill you in on some insider info regarding our future as a species…AI will automate over 70% of our daily lives within the next 33 years (factoring in the acceleration rate of technology compared to human evolution). We are basically obsoleting ourselves. This is why we live in a messed up society like the one today. It’s not an end of times theory, it’s just a flux period of growing pains for our race. That being said, many ppl will be deemed useless by our current standards of productivity and social hierarchy so we will be left with a lot of excess “inventory” and what better way to get rid of inventory then to have a seasonal “fire sale”. Some will be enslaved by the machines we ourselves produced, others will be killed off in various ways that I can’t speak of on here, and even the ones lucky enough to skate by the raising bar of humanity will eventually be used as slaves for the alien race that already controls us once they decide to end the social experiment that they created. Colonizing Mars is a cute idea, so is intergalactic space travel but the universe itself has an expiration date. Everything dies guys, everything dies. Now go out there and make a name for yourselves!!!

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Corinne And DeMario Both Have Released Official Statements

    Just like how no one talked about that DNC staffer being gunned down while on a jog after releasing confidential info regarding HRC, or how Saudi Arabia was a main funder of her campaign due to weapons deals or how Saudi Arabia’s involvement was omitted from the official 9/11 report, or how Trump’s shady weapons deal to Saudi Arabia further perpetuates “terrorism” as we go over there to fight terror with better forms of terror, or how Saudi Arabi and Iran despise each other yet we help fund both sides while also knowing that Iran is a pipeline to “terror groups” that we directly fight. Meanwhile, all those weapons we deal to them get used on little Yemeni villages because they believe in a different part of events that some invisible guy did as opposed to the other events that that same invisible guy did long ago….basically what I’m saying is, don’t need politicians

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on What It's (Actually) Like To Date A Comedian

    I’m gonna start going to open mic comedy nights and reading off my comments on this blog out loud after giving the situational context. I will be beloved by my local drunk assholes who don’t understand humor or sarcasm….or I’ll be followed out and beaten in an alley for crushing someone’s world. Either way, I win

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Smell That Lingers On Your Body After A Day At The Beach Is Better Than Any Cologne Out There

    The best thing to do is to grow out your hair and beard and hit the beach a lot. Get that dank bronze going and also get that salty water in your hair and on your skin so you become the crusty Poseidon of getting pussy willows this summer. Make sure you have 3″ inseam swim trunks on and always have a beverage fruit like a line in your pocket. A nice added touch is if you have a knife to cut said lime tied to your flexed calf muscle

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