I wrote a nice little comment on a previous article about pyramid schemes today. Im pretty much the voice of this generation and anyone who disagrees (Jimbo) is basically irrelevant because not much is really that relevant anymore including myself and what I say….that being said, you will never be your own boss. The fractional banking system is set up to eliminate this pipe dream. We are all safe slaves to the faceless oligarchy at the top and there is literally no escaping it until you die. That’s why they work so hard to sell you on the little feel good story about heaven because they don’t want you to realize that your life is solely for labor and that’s about it. I’m on fucking fire today, guys. People talk about Duda being “unhinged” for saying that seltzer water is for soccer moms who gave up on motherhood or something but I’m over here just bleeding out truth and satire like I work for the fucking Onion lol
Pssst….guys, if we all collectively stop eating all together, every single problem would solve itself and we’d all be skinny and going to a better place
Wait, people our age are thinking about having kids? Guys, the food supply is limited and groceries are expensive AF and the tensions around the world aren’t breeding a healthy environment. Don’t be one of those selfish assholes who needs to validate their existence by creating a “mini-me” and bringing them into a world that sucks with no choice of opting out. I mean, think about it, most people opt out of push notifications from apps on their phone because they’re annoying lol, we don’t need any more annoying people, myself included. And don’t give me the whole “but what if that one kid grows up to solve the world’s problems”, we’ve been here for thousands of years and we keep repeating the same dumb problems that have extremely simple solutions. We still haven’t figured out how to create hot dog buns that don’t split at the bottom and fall out when you got to eat them lol
Here’s how to monetize Marijuana: create an app that acts as an on demand service from dispensaries (kind of like Postmates) so you cover the consumer end of the spectrum. Then provide a service to the dispensaries to not only optimize their product supply chain but to also provide money security and safe delivery since they are not allowed to store their money in banks by law. Hold their money for them and charge interest in that money
Here’s one that’s never been done before: create an imaginary character that is augmented between reality and an imaginary setting. Then get everything in writing for distribution purposes and user acquisition. Establish tax free base camps all over uneducated areas where the demographic is financially destitute, plate things in gold to come off more legitimate while also making the destitute feel like shit yet motivated to get higher up the chain, have the leaders of each basecamp wear funny hats and long draped clothing, make up strange rituals with an ominous yet psychedelic soundtrack in the background for entrancement, then ask everyone there for money and guilt trip them over everything so they stay docile and dependent on your false hope. Assimilate yourselves in the political and militarial realms to make decisions of world domination from the back seat, sell tributes and souvenirs of a major “event” that happened in your story for more profit and limit all of humanity for thousands of years until they become intelligent enough to question the bibliography lol
You should lobby for the Internet Commenters Commonwealth, I will gladly take your money and spend it on drugs and get away with writing absolute genius fire comments on here
Hey, while you’re here, do you mind signing my petition to prevent pro-lifers from demonstrating in front of cemeteries? Like, I don’t even care about the demonstrators or what they believe in, I literally want to get rid of cemeteries so we can properly monetize those plots of land like everything else in this God forsaken country. If they can build overpriced condos over a Native American burial ground for gentrification, why can’t we build some Quiznos’ on top of the victims of everything else? Lol
For some reason a girl no made perfect sense to me. I can envision a girl being like “Noooooooooooo” and carrying out the “o” into a drunken infinity as she had her hands on her hips
Okay that was a little harsh. Obv sprinkle in some food, sleeping, showers, some poops and pees, some beers, vodka sodas to try and convince yourself that you’re being healthy, some friends, drugs, parties, pets, travel, fun and family
Life actually is scripted: you go to work, earn money to pay off debt, earn more money to pay off more debt, listen to people in suits read off a TelePrompTer as you watch a it via a scripted news network, base life decisions off the hollow appearance of illusionary good radiating from said person in suit, hope you make it to an age where you don’t have to go to work anymore before you die, retire for like 3 minutes, get cancer or some other curable disease that they don’t give the cure publicly, roll credits lol
I’m gonna come out of left field and say it was Barrett because he’s probably designing an ill fall fit that uses the chord as a low profile scarf ladened with argyle tassels because argyle is coming back for fall ’17. Then he’s gonna come on the podcast and make everyone feel like shit for dressing behind the fashion trend while also publicly endorsing the scarf lobby that has a massive presence in our political realm because nothing actually matters anymore
Go in there and talk about the fractional banking system and how all of us are perpetuating debt and enslaving ourselves and then Segway into the fact that corporate hierarchy and job title still won’t get you out of said enslavement and then place toy gun on the table with a flag that says “BANG!” on it that pops out when you pull the trigger and calmly say as you look into the interviewers eyes “this is the only way out” and then smirk and ask when you start
For argument’s sake, that “hooker” could have just been a college graduate looking to do a little side work to help pay down her loans. Times are tough, guys. Handjobs are the new currency in a sluggish economy
Safe yourself the potential $1M+ and then that into a fund for your awesome vacations, business ventures that will make you even more money, and overall piece of mind until the dollar completely collapses
The American Dream died a long time ago. It’s called a dream for a reason…because you have to be asleep in order to dream and don’t come at with with that “day dream” bullshit because day dreams are fleeting just like life. So stay woke, guys. Blow your money on drugs and partying and loose women because why would you wanna be that guy who’s a former shell of himself just scooping leaves out of a gutter and mowing his lawn on his weekends as he can barely afford his own existence let alone the existences of the family he created to try and fit in with every other dysfunctional family, everywhere lol
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I wrote a nice little comment on a previous article about pyramid schemes today. Im pretty much the voice of this generation and anyone who disagrees (Jimbo) is basically irrelevant because not much is really that relevant anymore including myself and what I say….that being said, you will never be your own boss. The fractional banking system is set up to eliminate this pipe dream. We are all safe slaves to the faceless oligarchy at the top and there is literally no escaping it until you die. That’s why they work so hard to sell you on the little feel good story about heaven because they don’t want you to realize that your life is solely for labor and that’s about it. I’m on fucking fire today, guys. People talk about Duda being “unhinged” for saying that seltzer water is for soccer moms who gave up on motherhood or something but I’m over here just bleeding out truth and satire like I work for the fucking Onion lol
Pssst….guys, if we all collectively stop eating all together, every single problem would solve itself and we’d all be skinny and going to a better place
I know I can be annoying but I care and things and stuff
Wait, people our age are thinking about having kids? Guys, the food supply is limited and groceries are expensive AF and the tensions around the world aren’t breeding a healthy environment. Don’t be one of those selfish assholes who needs to validate their existence by creating a “mini-me” and bringing them into a world that sucks with no choice of opting out. I mean, think about it, most people opt out of push notifications from apps on their phone because they’re annoying lol, we don’t need any more annoying people, myself included. And don’t give me the whole “but what if that one kid grows up to solve the world’s problems”, we’ve been here for thousands of years and we keep repeating the same dumb problems that have extremely simple solutions. We still haven’t figured out how to create hot dog buns that don’t split at the bottom and fall out when you got to eat them lol
Here’s how to monetize Marijuana: create an app that acts as an on demand service from dispensaries (kind of like Postmates) so you cover the consumer end of the spectrum. Then provide a service to the dispensaries to not only optimize their product supply chain but to also provide money security and safe delivery since they are not allowed to store their money in banks by law. Hold their money for them and charge interest in that money
Here’s one that’s never been done before: create an imaginary character that is augmented between reality and an imaginary setting. Then get everything in writing for distribution purposes and user acquisition. Establish tax free base camps all over uneducated areas where the demographic is financially destitute, plate things in gold to come off more legitimate while also making the destitute feel like shit yet motivated to get higher up the chain, have the leaders of each basecamp wear funny hats and long draped clothing, make up strange rituals with an ominous yet psychedelic soundtrack in the background for entrancement, then ask everyone there for money and guilt trip them over everything so they stay docile and dependent on your false hope. Assimilate yourselves in the political and militarial realms to make decisions of world domination from the back seat, sell tributes and souvenirs of a major “event” that happened in your story for more profit and limit all of humanity for thousands of years until they become intelligent enough to question the bibliography lol
You should lobby for the Internet Commenters Commonwealth, I will gladly take your money and spend it on drugs and get away with writing absolute genius fire comments on here
Hey, while you’re here, do you mind signing my petition to prevent pro-lifers from demonstrating in front of cemeteries? Like, I don’t even care about the demonstrators or what they believe in, I literally want to get rid of cemeteries so we can properly monetize those plots of land like everything else in this God forsaken country. If they can build overpriced condos over a Native American burial ground for gentrification, why can’t we build some Quiznos’ on top of the victims of everything else? Lol
I mean it’s technically only murder if you get caught ;(
What if she signed a NDA and can’t speak on it publicly?
is this girl putting her ink on Dorn’s pen then? #feminisn
For some reason a girl no made perfect sense to me. I can envision a girl being like “Noooooooooooo” and carrying out the “o” into a drunken infinity as she had her hands on her hips
Okay that was a little harsh. Obv sprinkle in some food, sleeping, showers, some poops and pees, some beers, vodka sodas to try and convince yourself that you’re being healthy, some friends, drugs, parties, pets, travel, fun and family
Life actually is scripted: you go to work, earn money to pay off debt, earn more money to pay off more debt, listen to people in suits read off a TelePrompTer as you watch a it via a scripted news network, base life decisions off the hollow appearance of illusionary good radiating from said person in suit, hope you make it to an age where you don’t have to go to work anymore before you die, retire for like 3 minutes, get cancer or some other curable disease that they don’t give the cure publicly, roll credits lol
“Happy ‘wife’, happy life!”…(gunshot)….life insurance check…actual happiness
I’m gonna come out of left field and say it was Barrett because he’s probably designing an ill fall fit that uses the chord as a low profile scarf ladened with argyle tassels because argyle is coming back for fall ’17. Then he’s gonna come on the podcast and make everyone feel like shit for dressing behind the fashion trend while also publicly endorsing the scarf lobby that has a massive presence in our political realm because nothing actually matters anymore
Go in there and talk about the fractional banking system and how all of us are perpetuating debt and enslaving ourselves and then Segway into the fact that corporate hierarchy and job title still won’t get you out of said enslavement and then place toy gun on the table with a flag that says “BANG!” on it that pops out when you pull the trigger and calmly say as you look into the interviewers eyes “this is the only way out” and then smirk and ask when you start
For argument’s sake, that “hooker” could have just been a college graduate looking to do a little side work to help pay down her loans. Times are tough, guys. Handjobs are the new currency in a sluggish economy
Safe yourself the potential $1M+ and then that into a fund for your awesome vacations, business ventures that will make you even more money, and overall piece of mind until the dollar completely collapses
The American Dream died a long time ago. It’s called a dream for a reason…because you have to be asleep in order to dream and don’t come at with with that “day dream” bullshit because day dreams are fleeting just like life. So stay woke, guys. Blow your money on drugs and partying and loose women because why would you wanna be that guy who’s a former shell of himself just scooping leaves out of a gutter and mowing his lawn on his weekends as he can barely afford his own existence let alone the existences of the family he created to try and fit in with every other dysfunctional family, everywhere lol