I cannot fucking waittttt for Artificial Intelligence to mature. I want it to take my job. I’ll train the god damn thing myself. Give us the red pill. I want to be unplugged from this shitbag lifestyle. Get me the fuck outa here lol
Oops, this was a glitch in our code written software dimension. You see, when you bend the trajectory path of space time so that the end points converge closer to one another, it makes long distance travel through this plane of existence a lot faster (think: taking a straight line and bending it like a half circle). Duda was able to pass through the particle dark matter membrane between these two endpoints and return back again to his origin in a small window of time. Now that I just gave you the secrets to time travel, you owe my $5
Anyone else ever sabotage a shared account on purpose to make it look like account owner watches weird shit when he has his gf over?…friend’s gf: “Why is your Continue Watching section filled with porn documentaries and Roswell Alien shows, Ed?” Lol
Plot spiral: Claire picks up an opioid addiction after the grim news and begins to lose control, she then sells off Sperry to a shady man who works for PETA in order to afford her next fix. Sperry gets sent overseas to Asia. A few days later, Claire is found in a Dunkin’ Donuts bathroom stall slumped over with cold brew spilt all over the place. Meanwhile, Todd has invested in real estate using his laundered cocaine money. Todd orders a hit on the kingpin he met while playing FIFA but the kingpin used the exact same hitman. Both are killed and the assassin takes all the money and hides out in South East Asia where he attends the Yuelon Meat Festival and sees Sperry Locke’s in a cage. The hitman resumes her and the two live happily ever after
I like this plot twist. Then we pan to Todd, liquidating all of their assets and buying a one way plane ticket to South America where he greets a cocaine kingpin that he met on Xbox Live while playing FIFA
I imagine it’s the same type of flow as being new to prison except when you have a job in the corporate world you get to leave for a very brief period to go lay on a multi-thousand dollar mattress just to come back! Yay!
To the person not learning anything in college person: This is very common. College in this country technically isnt designed to teach you valid knowledge that will be used in the “real world” unless you major in something like engineering, computer science, or finance. Most of the other avenues of study are filler for the rest of the population who dont want to or cant fall into those 3 desired skill sets above. One of the only other avenues of value is studying advertising because advertising literally runs the culture of this country and shapes political opinions as well as drives consumerism whihc is how this economy operates. This is by design. The majority of degrees are there so that they can collect hundreds of thousands of dollars from you in exchange for a piece of paper that says you are now allowed to sit in a cubicle for the next 45 years and earn near poverty level income all while paying them back plus compounded interest. This is a pyramid scheme of epic proportions that simply adds debt to debtors which leads to profits for them and their constituents. Don’t listen to your ultra liberal professors who motivate you to question everything because they too are profiting off your attendance. Don’t look to the conservative professors either because of the same obvious reasons. You should however listen to me because I literally have no monetary benefit from writing this to you on a blog that doesn’t pay me to write such fire advice within their comments section even though I’m failry sure that my comments bring clicks to their articles lol…All jokes aside, they made you feel like you had to go to college when you were young because it was the only way to get a job but times are changing. With the internet of things (IoT) evolving, information is already being freely distributed with near limitless access. Our institutions have been failing us and are already becoming more irrelevant day by day. The one piece of advice I can leave you with is to take whatever little money you may have and invest it. “buy low, sell high” is the name of the game and if you can surpass the near 8% annual increase of cost of living and inflation, your money will be making you money. This is an odd take right now but Sallie Mae and their hoard of debt collectors cant garnish your wages or freeze your accounts if you set up a secure block chain wallet and transfer your assets into digital currencies. They have done a good job of watering down the value of degrees by making them accessible to everyone with ease (it’s like when the Fed prints money to lower interest rates to prevent a collapse which in turn lowers the value of every dollar in circulation but raises stock values and the cost of food and energy to consumers). It was all to syphon money out of an entire generation and make them financially dependent under the guise of education and intelligence. Read lots of books and network. Those 2 things will get your further than a degree in most cases.
Did you know you can’t combat the Scaries by purchasing a Sunday Scaries shirt on Manoutfitters.com because Will is smart and increases demand by limiting the supply like Supreme and Yeezy does? Did you know that though? Did you?
Just waiting for the right time to hop on the Millennial Falcon and be accustomed to light years of boredom as lady Han and I travel through hyperspace with her furry animal friend as she excitedly talks about absolutely nothing as we fly through hyperspace. At that point I’ll gladly exit the ship and run into laser fire from our police force…I mean, storm troopers
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Shouts to Devin O’Brien for tossing some dough….nah, fuck that guy (not literally)
Delph, first of all, congrats. Also, I think this is an old nursery rhyme: Problems become flaccid when you dissolve them in barrels of acid
I cannot fucking waittttt for Artificial Intelligence to mature. I want it to take my job. I’ll train the god damn thing myself. Give us the red pill. I want to be unplugged from this shitbag lifestyle. Get me the fuck outa here lol
I’m sober by the way
Oops, this was a glitch in our code written software dimension. You see, when you bend the trajectory path of space time so that the end points converge closer to one another, it makes long distance travel through this plane of existence a lot faster (think: taking a straight line and bending it like a half circle). Duda was able to pass through the particle dark matter membrane between these two endpoints and return back again to his origin in a small window of time. Now that I just gave you the secrets to time travel, you owe my $5
You know how have the most resilient “can do” attitudes?…..psychos
;(
Anyone else ever sabotage a shared account on purpose to make it look like account owner watches weird shit when he has his gf over?…friend’s gf: “Why is your Continue Watching section filled with porn documentaries and Roswell Alien shows, Ed?” Lol
I am going to be Bojack Horseman. This was probably the most important decision I’ve made in recent months
Typos…this is a first draft. Fuck it
Plot spiral: Claire picks up an opioid addiction after the grim news and begins to lose control, she then sells off Sperry to a shady man who works for PETA in order to afford her next fix. Sperry gets sent overseas to Asia. A few days later, Claire is found in a Dunkin’ Donuts bathroom stall slumped over with cold brew spilt all over the place. Meanwhile, Todd has invested in real estate using his laundered cocaine money. Todd orders a hit on the kingpin he met while playing FIFA but the kingpin used the exact same hitman. Both are killed and the assassin takes all the money and hides out in South East Asia where he attends the Yuelon Meat Festival and sees Sperry Locke’s in a cage. The hitman resumes her and the two live happily ever after
I like this plot twist. Then we pan to Todd, liquidating all of their assets and buying a one way plane ticket to South America where he greets a cocaine kingpin that he met on Xbox Live while playing FIFA
I imagine it’s the same type of flow as being new to prison except when you have a job in the corporate world you get to leave for a very brief period to go lay on a multi-thousand dollar mattress just to come back! Yay!
No it certainly didn’t because they didn’t have the knowledge of mobile smartphones at the time
To the person not learning anything in college person: This is very common. College in this country technically isnt designed to teach you valid knowledge that will be used in the “real world” unless you major in something like engineering, computer science, or finance. Most of the other avenues of study are filler for the rest of the population who dont want to or cant fall into those 3 desired skill sets above. One of the only other avenues of value is studying advertising because advertising literally runs the culture of this country and shapes political opinions as well as drives consumerism whihc is how this economy operates. This is by design. The majority of degrees are there so that they can collect hundreds of thousands of dollars from you in exchange for a piece of paper that says you are now allowed to sit in a cubicle for the next 45 years and earn near poverty level income all while paying them back plus compounded interest. This is a pyramid scheme of epic proportions that simply adds debt to debtors which leads to profits for them and their constituents. Don’t listen to your ultra liberal professors who motivate you to question everything because they too are profiting off your attendance. Don’t look to the conservative professors either because of the same obvious reasons. You should however listen to me because I literally have no monetary benefit from writing this to you on a blog that doesn’t pay me to write such fire advice within their comments section even though I’m failry sure that my comments bring clicks to their articles lol…All jokes aside, they made you feel like you had to go to college when you were young because it was the only way to get a job but times are changing. With the internet of things (IoT) evolving, information is already being freely distributed with near limitless access. Our institutions have been failing us and are already becoming more irrelevant day by day. The one piece of advice I can leave you with is to take whatever little money you may have and invest it. “buy low, sell high” is the name of the game and if you can surpass the near 8% annual increase of cost of living and inflation, your money will be making you money. This is an odd take right now but Sallie Mae and their hoard of debt collectors cant garnish your wages or freeze your accounts if you set up a secure block chain wallet and transfer your assets into digital currencies. They have done a good job of watering down the value of degrees by making them accessible to everyone with ease (it’s like when the Fed prints money to lower interest rates to prevent a collapse which in turn lowers the value of every dollar in circulation but raises stock values and the cost of food and energy to consumers). It was all to syphon money out of an entire generation and make them financially dependent under the guise of education and intelligence. Read lots of books and network. Those 2 things will get your further than a degree in most cases.
Ellis over here always coming in with the solid, factual takes
Did you know you can’t combat the Scaries by purchasing a Sunday Scaries shirt on Manoutfitters.com because Will is smart and increases demand by limiting the supply like Supreme and Yeezy does? Did you know that though? Did you?
Just waiting for the right time to hop on the Millennial Falcon and be accustomed to light years of boredom as lady Han and I travel through hyperspace with her furry animal friend as she excitedly talks about absolutely nothing as we fly through hyperspace. At that point I’ll gladly exit the ship and run into laser fire from our police force…I mean, storm troopers
No one is innocent…give the fucking names lol
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