Such a sizzling take about the painkillers and so true. Kids, if you’re gonna do drugs, don’t be a loser and take the low hanging fruit provided by your corrupt doctors and their corporate drug dealers or your parents medicine cabinet. Instead, make friends with that weird dude in the alley late and night and open up your mind to the good drugs. I know it requires you to leave your house but I’m telling you, nothing is better than getting yourself some LSD and going on 2 simultaneous adventures (1 in your head and 1 exploring familiar territory outside). Plus you won’t die from it so you’ll be able to do it again risk free and also realize that everything you ever knew is a lie and the world is complete and utter bullshit lol
Millennials will stop at nothing until everything that sucks is killed completely, including the USD, banks, the government, family sitcoms, oil, the planet, and the entire Millennial generation and every generation before and after it. We’re the grim reapers. Happy Halloween and so on and so forth. May the five be with you and also with you
I can’t believe that dude made it this far in life and still doesn’t realize what constitutes cheating and what doesn’t. It actually explains a lot when you look at humanity from an outside viewpoint and with that, let’s just end it now. We tried. We failed. The experiment did okay but it didn’t reach the hypothesis. Can’t wait for the next 5 years to shake out lol
So when you write your beastiality column in 2023, I suggest the Minotaur because shit it really gonna be fucked up around that time so you’ll need mafia like protection
It’s near impossible to give one compliment to 144 different people let alone 144 compliments for one, unimportant, not going to invent shit, future Medicaid and Social Security sucker that will barely leave the house after the mid day soap opera syndications are over person. What a waste of time and money, in that time, everyone involved could have invested in NVIDIA and seen outrageous monetary gains lol
Hey, invest in air mattress materials (petroleum aka Saudi Arabia lol) and air mattress companies since ppl are gonna need to sleep/float on something for when sea levels devour most of our land. Your investments will be a self fulfilling prophecy
Guys, Sallie Mae coerced me into bettering myself and then she started stealing my money in a financially perverted way and now I feel vulnerable and left alone in a cold world of dystopia #metoo
My goal for not only this weekend but my life in general is to kill it with this Bojack Horseman costume and then have my friend who plays sax dress up like Kenny G and follow me around all night while playing the Bojack intro music because that sax solo is aural sex and everyone will be gettin’ sexy treats….mmm, mmm, mmm, Oh Coochie mama and whatever
There are so many because it allows people to diversify their linked cards to a mobile platform. Most ppl have multiple cards for different rewards/cash back and interest %’s. Apple Pay and Android Pay allow you to link 1 cars at a time. You can still add cards but it’s a pain point for users.
Say you have a mobile app that integrates all these different types of mobile payment options at checkout, you allow them to link all their cards/accounts to your app which gives them the freedom to choose which one they use depending on the rewards/points amounts that correspond to the apps brand/industry or products/services.
Also, these individual credit card companies are working to get these platform proprietary so they add another revenue stream and appease shareholders who own stock in these individual credit companies. They are also smart to do this because they are learning the basics of Blockchain by testing the use case. This sets them up nicely to make a pivot in the future Incase crypto currencies become a norm and democratized. Think of these platforms as ghost tech that has a greater future use case. Right now they are just proving it out
I can def see that happening and it would be another revenue stream/incentive offered to customers. Plus they’re chalk it up as “saving the environment with less plastics”
Someone’s upset about never being able to retire. It’s okay man, if we don’t figure shit out as a species within the next 20 years, none of us are going to be here. Think positively
In terms of credit cards, invest in IPAY. It is a fund that focuses on mobile payment transaction platforms (Apple Pay, Visa Checkput, AMEX Express Checkout, Square, Level Up, PayPal/Venmo, etc.) Cash and physical credit cards won’t be needed soon but credit companies will be the beneficiaries of mobile transaction ecosystems. Mobile payments are much more secure due to transaction tokenization and encryption which also limits your personal information. This mimic block chain technology except the commodity is still cash based credit rather than crypto currency. Everyone has their cell phones on them at all times and since they are password/finger print/facial recognition protected, paying with these devices will be the future since it’s the most secure way of paying
Yeah Gary can get annoying but he has balls and hustle which has lead to his success. However, I question his investment choices. The Jets? The fucking NY Jets. If you’re gonna invest in a team that has a solid buy in price with an even more solid ROI. Also, the sneaker market is oversaturated and top heavy. Gary could have just shut up and invested his millions into Ethereum, Monero, Dash, and Bitcoin and he’d be a silent billionaire and not have to create motivational content to try and make money
If you want to love a better life (financially) because again, money is the only thing that will improve your current life these days. Disagree with me? Try doing or going anywhere remotely interesting or inspiring without money…or maybe creativity but let’s face it, the system has stifled that since we were 7. Anyways, back to my initial point. Invest in Japanese healthcare stocks because they have an upside down pyramid design when It comes to their overall population base. The younger demographic are smaller in population size and are not reproducing at a fast enough rate to balance out their massive elderly population. Why am I saying to invest in healthcare for these people? Because old people use over 80% of healthcare services which is how these companies make their money. For those who don’t like research, the stock tickers to watch are DXJ and DXJH. So go have fun before you’re just living to pay medical bills and using up borrowed time because that is not living your best life lol
Hey guys, I’m wearing my Patagonia Better Sweater Vest that I got from Male Outfitters and I gotta say, my net worth has just skyrocketed within the tech industry solely due to this vest. Might walk into our CTO’s frosted glass office and tell him he’s no longer needed and then give him a flaccid handshake with 0 eye contact and walk him out because being an asshole in a fleece vest is why these things were created
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Such a sizzling take about the painkillers and so true. Kids, if you’re gonna do drugs, don’t be a loser and take the low hanging fruit provided by your corrupt doctors and their corporate drug dealers or your parents medicine cabinet. Instead, make friends with that weird dude in the alley late and night and open up your mind to the good drugs. I know it requires you to leave your house but I’m telling you, nothing is better than getting yourself some LSD and going on 2 simultaneous adventures (1 in your head and 1 exploring familiar territory outside). Plus you won’t die from it so you’ll be able to do it again risk free and also realize that everything you ever knew is a lie and the world is complete and utter bullshit lol
Millennials will stop at nothing until everything that sucks is killed completely, including the USD, banks, the government, family sitcoms, oil, the planet, and the entire Millennial generation and every generation before and after it. We’re the grim reapers. Happy Halloween and so on and so forth. May the five be with you and also with you
I can’t believe that dude made it this far in life and still doesn’t realize what constitutes cheating and what doesn’t. It actually explains a lot when you look at humanity from an outside viewpoint and with that, let’s just end it now. We tried. We failed. The experiment did okay but it didn’t reach the hypothesis. Can’t wait for the next 5 years to shake out lol
So when you write your beastiality column in 2023, I suggest the Minotaur because shit it really gonna be fucked up around that time so you’ll need mafia like protection
It’s near impossible to give one compliment to 144 different people let alone 144 compliments for one, unimportant, not going to invent shit, future Medicaid and Social Security sucker that will barely leave the house after the mid day soap opera syndications are over person. What a waste of time and money, in that time, everyone involved could have invested in NVIDIA and seen outrageous monetary gains lol
Success: nothing in life actually matters very much so you’ll always be successful even if you do nothing – Nihilist Arby’s Author aka me
Hey, invest in air mattress materials (petroleum aka Saudi Arabia lol) and air mattress companies since ppl are gonna need to sleep/float on something for when sea levels devour most of our land. Your investments will be a self fulfilling prophecy
I woke up this morning, guys. There are some things in life you just can’t put a price tag on (this message has been brought to you by Master Card)
Guys, Sallie Mae coerced me into bettering myself and then she started stealing my money in a financially perverted way and now I feel vulnerable and left alone in a cold world of dystopia #metoo
My goal for not only this weekend but my life in general is to kill it with this Bojack Horseman costume and then have my friend who plays sax dress up like Kenny G and follow me around all night while playing the Bojack intro music because that sax solo is aural sex and everyone will be gettin’ sexy treats….mmm, mmm, mmm, Oh Coochie mama and whatever
There are so many because it allows people to diversify their linked cards to a mobile platform. Most ppl have multiple cards for different rewards/cash back and interest %’s. Apple Pay and Android Pay allow you to link 1 cars at a time. You can still add cards but it’s a pain point for users.
Say you have a mobile app that integrates all these different types of mobile payment options at checkout, you allow them to link all their cards/accounts to your app which gives them the freedom to choose which one they use depending on the rewards/points amounts that correspond to the apps brand/industry or products/services.
Also, these individual credit card companies are working to get these platform proprietary so they add another revenue stream and appease shareholders who own stock in these individual credit companies. They are also smart to do this because they are learning the basics of Blockchain by testing the use case. This sets them up nicely to make a pivot in the future Incase crypto currencies become a norm and democratized. Think of these platforms as ghost tech that has a greater future use case. Right now they are just proving it out
I can def see that happening and it would be another revenue stream/incentive offered to customers. Plus they’re chalk it up as “saving the environment with less plastics”
Someone’s upset about never being able to retire. It’s okay man, if we don’t figure shit out as a species within the next 20 years, none of us are going to be here. Think positively
You’ll thank me in 5 years
In terms of credit cards, invest in IPAY. It is a fund that focuses on mobile payment transaction platforms (Apple Pay, Visa Checkput, AMEX Express Checkout, Square, Level Up, PayPal/Venmo, etc.) Cash and physical credit cards won’t be needed soon but credit companies will be the beneficiaries of mobile transaction ecosystems. Mobile payments are much more secure due to transaction tokenization and encryption which also limits your personal information. This mimic block chain technology except the commodity is still cash based credit rather than crypto currency. Everyone has their cell phones on them at all times and since they are password/finger print/facial recognition protected, paying with these devices will be the future since it’s the most secure way of paying
Yeah Gary can get annoying but he has balls and hustle which has lead to his success. However, I question his investment choices. The Jets? The fucking NY Jets. If you’re gonna invest in a team that has a solid buy in price with an even more solid ROI. Also, the sneaker market is oversaturated and top heavy. Gary could have just shut up and invested his millions into Ethereum, Monero, Dash, and Bitcoin and he’d be a silent billionaire and not have to create motivational content to try and make money
If you want to love a better life (financially) because again, money is the only thing that will improve your current life these days. Disagree with me? Try doing or going anywhere remotely interesting or inspiring without money…or maybe creativity but let’s face it, the system has stifled that since we were 7. Anyways, back to my initial point. Invest in Japanese healthcare stocks because they have an upside down pyramid design when It comes to their overall population base. The younger demographic are smaller in population size and are not reproducing at a fast enough rate to balance out their massive elderly population. Why am I saying to invest in healthcare for these people? Because old people use over 80% of healthcare services which is how these companies make their money. For those who don’t like research, the stock tickers to watch are DXJ and DXJH. So go have fun before you’re just living to pay medical bills and using up borrowed time because that is not living your best life lol
Heck indeed
Hey guys, I’m wearing my Patagonia Better Sweater Vest that I got from Male Outfitters and I gotta say, my net worth has just skyrocketed within the tech industry solely due to this vest. Might walk into our CTO’s frosted glass office and tell him he’s no longer needed and then give him a flaccid handshake with 0 eye contact and walk him out because being an asshole in a fleece vest is why these things were created
Yeah, I’m not proud of it but continuing my substory in Will’s story isn’t the move every week