Okay, I’ve been drinking fairly lightly and I’ve given the 2nd situation a lot of thought and now I can confidently ask the cheater: do we really need any more people these days, especially when it’s from a cube monkey co-worker who is already completely irrelevant to the overall success rate of the human populace? Girl, we need less people, not more so make wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better life decisions in the ~ 33 years you have left to exist before water becomes the new Bitcoin and the mercenary military put in place by external entities starts to choose who gets to eat some bread or not to keep the economic slavery train rollin’….you think I’m joking but I’m not lol
Fellas and lady-non-fellas, cryptocurrencies are a commodified version of investing in electricity at its baseline. Without it, none of it exists. The block chain architecture behind the “coins” are what you are really putting money toward but at a deeper level, it’s all about the electricity that powers the minors (nodes) who verify and hash the “good” Blockchain. That’s why whoever figures out the lowest cost for electricity will be able to scale a larger mining operation and receive more crypto and hash faster in theory because they lower their operating costs. A good bet is to invest in alternative energies such as geothermal, solar, wind, and bloom energy systems until zero point energy becomes a thing if the CIA decides to stop being fuckfaces and releases to patents
Well, at least RKelly has enough space in his houses to pee all over people and not have to worry about covering the furniture or damaging the expensive upholstery
Guys, everyone listen up, alright. This is wicked important shit….I did the math this weekend and if I didn’t buy ecstasy and LSD with the Bitcoin I had in college, I’d have enough money today to travel in a private jet and I don’t even mean fly it, I’d just taxi it on the highway to a Taco Bell drive-thru and get the secret menu items and then buy the place and turn it into a Chipotle that only served Italian food because I could. God damnit, life would have been way better if I just thought about the future when I was young instead of looking past it and worrying about if this reality is even real when it clearly isn’t lol
Haha nah I’m on Day 4 here but I work on the mobile app. The people who write the cards are dope and so are the customer service people. Sat on the funniest call that lasted 90 minutes with a crazy cat lady yesterday while I was shadowing a CSR. I had to walk away and laugh. I should probably write a column about it actually
They don’t do promo codes unless it’s direct mail. You save 20% in the app if you set up your first order as an Auto-ship. Pricing changes every ~15 minutes via back end socket-polling
It’s sad that these marketing losers at these big pharma companies spend millions to market a drug that has already had widespread use and brand awareness on the streets with literally no marketing/advertising budget at all. Goes to show you how pointless college degrees in marketing are. Kids, the moral of this story is….sell drugs and make way more money than you though possible and also get some guns for protection, Mexico was built off the drug trade and much of our law enforcement budget is propped up by the drug trade and CIA black money operations. Everything is a lie except for the shit I tell you. No joke. No “lol” . *gunshot*
Jimbo, you and I are gonna drop some ‘cid on one of them fancy private jets and then realize that we are vessels for the soul traveling at high velocity in another vessel
Are beards the new jacked up truck? Idk. I have a homeless man scraggly beard when I grow it out. It lets people know that i still have years of potential growth left in the tank. Once you can grow a full beard like Gandalf, that’s it. Your life is basically over. Your body starts to diminish the hair on your head and then you’re left with a nice way to cover up an alcoholic double chin because life basically sucks pretty much once you reach the age of like 27 and if you’re not an alcoholic by that age then you’re just ignorant to the events of the world. Dick beards are the new wave for 2018-2025 because every dude is gonna be too busy trying to survive lol
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Okay, that was harsh. Go [insert football team] and happy holidays!
Okay, I’ve been drinking fairly lightly and I’ve given the 2nd situation a lot of thought and now I can confidently ask the cheater: do we really need any more people these days, especially when it’s from a cube monkey co-worker who is already completely irrelevant to the overall success rate of the human populace? Girl, we need less people, not more so make wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better life decisions in the ~ 33 years you have left to exist before water becomes the new Bitcoin and the mercenary military put in place by external entities starts to choose who gets to eat some bread or not to keep the economic slavery train rollin’….you think I’m joking but I’m not lol
This is how murders happen and how Lifetime is still in existence on TV
That’s already happened, dude
Fellas and lady-non-fellas, cryptocurrencies are a commodified version of investing in electricity at its baseline. Without it, none of it exists. The block chain architecture behind the “coins” are what you are really putting money toward but at a deeper level, it’s all about the electricity that powers the minors (nodes) who verify and hash the “good” Blockchain. That’s why whoever figures out the lowest cost for electricity will be able to scale a larger mining operation and receive more crypto and hash faster in theory because they lower their operating costs. A good bet is to invest in alternative energies such as geothermal, solar, wind, and bloom energy systems until zero point energy becomes a thing if the CIA decides to stop being fuckfaces and releases to patents
*swine flu lol
Well, at least RKelly has enough space in his houses to pee all over people and not have to worry about covering the furniture or damaging the expensive upholstery
Guys, everyone listen up, alright. This is wicked important shit….I did the math this weekend and if I didn’t buy ecstasy and LSD with the Bitcoin I had in college, I’d have enough money today to travel in a private jet and I don’t even mean fly it, I’d just taxi it on the highway to a Taco Bell drive-thru and get the secret menu items and then buy the place and turn it into a Chipotle that only served Italian food because I could. God damnit, life would have been way better if I just thought about the future when I was young instead of looking past it and worrying about if this reality is even real when it clearly isn’t lol
American Express Platinum Card is great for traveling and being made of metal and stuff
Haha nah I’m on Day 4 here but I work on the mobile app. The people who write the cards are dope and so are the customer service people. Sat on the funniest call that lasted 90 minutes with a crazy cat lady yesterday while I was shadowing a CSR. I had to walk away and laugh. I should probably write a column about it actually
They don’t do promo codes unless it’s direct mail. You save 20% in the app if you set up your first order as an Auto-ship. Pricing changes every ~15 minutes via back end socket-polling
Will, I work at Chewy.com now, maybe I can help the homies with dog food or whatever. It just download the app so I can keep my job lol
Personally, I think Steve transcends gender barriers and is hilarious because it’s such a generic person name
“Thank you for your service” – Earth lol
It’s sad that these marketing losers at these big pharma companies spend millions to market a drug that has already had widespread use and brand awareness on the streets with literally no marketing/advertising budget at all. Goes to show you how pointless college degrees in marketing are. Kids, the moral of this story is….sell drugs and make way more money than you though possible and also get some guns for protection, Mexico was built off the drug trade and much of our law enforcement budget is propped up by the drug trade and CIA black money operations. Everything is a lie except for the shit I tell you. No joke. No “lol” . *gunshot*
Damn, that sucks
Jimbo, you and I are gonna drop some ‘cid on one of them fancy private jets and then realize that we are vessels for the soul traveling at high velocity in another vessel
On it
Hey everyone, if you have sex with your boss it’s good leverage for later in your career when the company you work for begins to fuck you over ;$
Are beards the new jacked up truck? Idk. I have a homeless man scraggly beard when I grow it out. It lets people know that i still have years of potential growth left in the tank. Once you can grow a full beard like Gandalf, that’s it. Your life is basically over. Your body starts to diminish the hair on your head and then you’re left with a nice way to cover up an alcoholic double chin because life basically sucks pretty much once you reach the age of like 27 and if you’re not an alcoholic by that age then you’re just ignorant to the events of the world. Dick beards are the new wave for 2018-2025 because every dude is gonna be too busy trying to survive lol