Go back in there tomorrow and tell him you are filing fiscal and economic rape charges against him and the company and to make it more believable in court, add in that he tried to caress your leg or something. Also, make sure that you being this publicly to Twitter and use appropriate hashtags, you know, for marketing purposes, obviously lol
It has heat at a discount, there’s a convenient place to make sex which also creates warmth due to friction (science), you’ll be surrounded by swaths of losers that will give you a real time view of who not to be in life, and it will give you the rare opportunity to see how easily fooled humans can be and then you’ll be able to apply that knowledge to nearly every aspect of life ;(
Girl that’s 100% in a relationship even though she doesn’t think it’s a relationship: just keep riding it out with no time stamp or labels. Time and labels put things in boxes, limit potential, and eventually kill things. Think expiration labels on perishable items (which you two are). We’re all just ground meat that’s nearing expiration and replacement to the oligarchs before we get dressed up for presentation before we get served to the final mouth with an endless black hole stomach…what the fuck lol
1. Yes, if you can’t love yourself these days than who can you love?
2. Yes, keep the flow going
3. punctuation symbolizes a means to an end time is a flat circle there is no end You’ve been taught the opposite as a CIA spyops experiment to instill anxiety and fear while also aiding the pharmaceutical monopolies
4. just follow good comedians, other people in the news sector are mostly aged dog shit who have somehow retracted up their own assholes
5. refer to the President’s twitter account and then do the opposite
6. everything good in life is either stollen or a complete carbon copy of the original. Originators either get killed or get the shit end of the stick in life
7. no, live with mistakes, our parents and their parents did
8. like away, someone, somewhere needs that like to have a justified existence that’s teetering on psychopathy
Dude with the girl who cheated with her best friend’s bf: keep things copasetic with her for now so you can get the invite to meet her parents. When you go over there for dinner, make sure you slip on the ice in their front walk way and fuck yourself up. Then she the living shit out of them. Remember, love can’t buy money but money sure as hell can buy love. It’s basically 2018, you seem hip. Get with it man lol
Guys, it’s much simpler. Get into politics, take campaign contributions from Saudi Arabia, find a minuscule reason to occupy a resource rich but poor part of the world, use an entity that has an annual budget of $700Billion, watch from a “war room” far away through high res cameras as an entire cities burn and populations are dissolved. Repeat until you win a Nobel Peace Prize or you can retire and write a book about your new found interest in painting inanimate objects lol
Okay, we need to force everyone to invest a large amount of money into Bitcoin and then we need to like get rid of 2/3 of the population after that so the people that are left can cash out and live in their own islands and take SpaceX rockets to their friend’s islands for masquerade BBQ’s…..aw shit, I just exposed the Illuminati’s plan, god damnit, Devin. Don’t read the Georgia Guidestones, just keep watching TV and don’t ask any fucking questions lol
Well since Leo gets shot in the face right when the elevator doors open in the movie The Departed, there could be some sort of connection with this scene in real life/this story. Or I could be completely wrong, that’s just how these type of things shake out, ya know what I’m saying and stuff? Lol
The market for opioid sales is prettyyyyyy bullish right now if you know what I’m saying. Also, since you def will go to jail after awhile, just invest some drug profits into the private prison industry and pay yourself to be in prison with the dividends and just enjoy the free food, clothes, shelter, sex, and cable
I agree guys, he’s right. Some progress has been made this year to complete nuclear annihilation and that’s wonderful if you invested in Uranium streaming companies. There’s nothing like getting rich and then having everyone completely wiped out before you even get to enjoy your capital gains. After we all get turned to radioactive ash, it’s like none of us won or lost. Only until everyone dies at the same time will there be true equality lol
Guys, what if Will and Sally are already engaged, they just never show it or talk about it and Will just edits out the ring in photographs with his sick VSCO/Snapseed iPhone X photo skills to create a global conspiracy since Will seems to have like 30 weeks vacation a year and travels all over lol
Guys, you can cut through all of this type of stuff if you just man handle your ham candles and never have to worry about another person’s feelings or what other dirty meat sticks have been shoved up their person pockets…also, you can go fuck yourself if you try to act like you aren’t going to fuck yourself lol
Great read, Madoff. Guys, Magic Leap just released the future to the public. If we all live in an augmented reality then we won’t actually have to give a shit about actual reality. I mean reality blows anyway. But imagine if AI took all our jobs and we were able to play Call Of Duty online while actually walking around our cities and neighborhoods and living off of universal basic income until the government decides to kill all the “overstock”. Life would be so great! I can’t wait
Hey, great corn flakes by the way. Really looking forward to eating more of those things for every single meal once the economy collapses again in 2018 and stuff. Great product. Great product. You take care now. Don’t you go raising prices on us like a little piece of shit. Alright, have a good one. Seriously lol
Nick’s right, guys. Everyone just needs to join the Good Vibe Tribe and if you want to be an asshole and fuck that up for the rest of us kind hearted people, we’ll fucking kill you, alright!
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Hey guys, remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? Funny thing is, has anyone felt alive since then? Lol. Happy New Year!
Guys, Airheads are like tongues made of sugar and probably other chemicals that can eventually kill you but they’re soooo good though
Go back in there tomorrow and tell him you are filing fiscal and economic rape charges against him and the company and to make it more believable in court, add in that he tried to caress your leg or something. Also, make sure that you being this publicly to Twitter and use appropriate hashtags, you know, for marketing purposes, obviously lol
This guy gets it ^
It has heat at a discount, there’s a convenient place to make sex which also creates warmth due to friction (science), you’ll be surrounded by swaths of losers that will give you a real time view of who not to be in life, and it will give you the rare opportunity to see how easily fooled humans can be and then you’ll be able to apply that knowledge to nearly every aspect of life ;(
Girl that’s 100% in a relationship even though she doesn’t think it’s a relationship: just keep riding it out with no time stamp or labels. Time and labels put things in boxes, limit potential, and eventually kill things. Think expiration labels on perishable items (which you two are). We’re all just ground meat that’s nearing expiration and replacement to the oligarchs before we get dressed up for presentation before we get served to the final mouth with an endless black hole stomach…what the fuck lol
1. Yes, if you can’t love yourself these days than who can you love?
2. Yes, keep the flow going
3. punctuation symbolizes a means to an end time is a flat circle there is no end You’ve been taught the opposite as a CIA spyops experiment to instill anxiety and fear while also aiding the pharmaceutical monopolies
4. just follow good comedians, other people in the news sector are mostly aged dog shit who have somehow retracted up their own assholes
5. refer to the President’s twitter account and then do the opposite
6. everything good in life is either stollen or a complete carbon copy of the original. Originators either get killed or get the shit end of the stick in life
7. no, live with mistakes, our parents and their parents did
8. like away, someone, somewhere needs that like to have a justified existence that’s teetering on psychopathy
9. At this point, Amazon, probably
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Dude with the girl who cheated with her best friend’s bf: keep things copasetic with her for now so you can get the invite to meet her parents. When you go over there for dinner, make sure you slip on the ice in their front walk way and fuck yourself up. Then she the living shit out of them. Remember, love can’t buy money but money sure as hell can buy love. It’s basically 2018, you seem hip. Get with it man lol
Guys, it’s much simpler. Get into politics, take campaign contributions from Saudi Arabia, find a minuscule reason to occupy a resource rich but poor part of the world, use an entity that has an annual budget of $700Billion, watch from a “war room” far away through high res cameras as an entire cities burn and populations are dissolved. Repeat until you win a Nobel Peace Prize or you can retire and write a book about your new found interest in painting inanimate objects lol
Okay, we need to force everyone to invest a large amount of money into Bitcoin and then we need to like get rid of 2/3 of the population after that so the people that are left can cash out and live in their own islands and take SpaceX rockets to their friend’s islands for masquerade BBQ’s…..aw shit, I just exposed the Illuminati’s plan, god damnit, Devin. Don’t read the Georgia Guidestones, just keep watching TV and don’t ask any fucking questions lol
Well since Leo gets shot in the face right when the elevator doors open in the movie The Departed, there could be some sort of connection with this scene in real life/this story. Or I could be completely wrong, that’s just how these type of things shake out, ya know what I’m saying and stuff? Lol
The market for opioid sales is prettyyyyyy bullish right now if you know what I’m saying. Also, since you def will go to jail after awhile, just invest some drug profits into the private prison industry and pay yourself to be in prison with the dividends and just enjoy the free food, clothes, shelter, sex, and cable
I agree guys, he’s right. Some progress has been made this year to complete nuclear annihilation and that’s wonderful if you invested in Uranium streaming companies. There’s nothing like getting rich and then having everyone completely wiped out before you even get to enjoy your capital gains. After we all get turned to radioactive ash, it’s like none of us won or lost. Only until everyone dies at the same time will there be true equality lol
Guys, what if Will and Sally are already engaged, they just never show it or talk about it and Will just edits out the ring in photographs with his sick VSCO/Snapseed iPhone X photo skills to create a global conspiracy since Will seems to have like 30 weeks vacation a year and travels all over lol
Guys, you can cut through all of this type of stuff if you just man handle your ham candles and never have to worry about another person’s feelings or what other dirty meat sticks have been shoved up their person pockets…also, you can go fuck yourself if you try to act like you aren’t going to fuck yourself lol
Great read, Madoff. Guys, Magic Leap just released the future to the public. If we all live in an augmented reality then we won’t actually have to give a shit about actual reality. I mean reality blows anyway. But imagine if AI took all our jobs and we were able to play Call Of Duty online while actually walking around our cities and neighborhoods and living off of universal basic income until the government decides to kill all the “overstock”. Life would be so great! I can’t wait
Lmao
Hey, great corn flakes by the way. Really looking forward to eating more of those things for every single meal once the economy collapses again in 2018 and stuff. Great product. Great product. You take care now. Don’t you go raising prices on us like a little piece of shit. Alright, have a good one. Seriously lol
Nick’s right, guys. Everyone just needs to join the Good Vibe Tribe and if you want to be an asshole and fuck that up for the rest of us kind hearted people, we’ll fucking kill you, alright!