My resolution is to make no goals and then my goal is to make no resolutions so that I become so abound in nothing that I fade out of society and then live a life of joy lol
This is a great business plan in places that don’t have access to water. Business doesn’t give a shit about people and although water is a basic necessity for life, no one said it had to be clean. This is the best we can do in 2018 #blessed lol
Bring her to a beach at sunset and then get on one knee and when she put her hands over her mouth in surprise, say “psyche” and then run very fastly in the opposite direction while chuckling
Thanks, Dave. Guys, this is a big deal. With legal weed becoming a thing, imagine more fast food joints doing this so their user base can reward themselves with grade A dispensary devil’s lettuce via a block chain ecosystem. It would literally be the start to world peace. Once they find a way to block chain heart disease medications to subvert insurance pyramid schemes, people will love so much longer and happier lives that we might actually live to see 2019. Back to you Dave
Really looking forward to WW3, guys…or an alien invasion. Oh, not because people are absolute stink ass trash but mainly because I just don’t feel like going to work anymore. But seriously though, people are a god damn landfill of waste lol
Dave and Team – Whoever is responsible for the mobile app, you can integrate a push/in-app analytics platform like Localytics, Braze (AppBoy), Urban Airship, or build it in house but that’s costly. These platforms charge based on “a la cart” saas services that aren’t included out of the box and your app’s MAU size. To get cross channel data flowing seamlessly, you can stack mPRticles platform and link it to a push provider and Google Analytics/your website/app. If you have any questions, you know where to find me and so on and so forth and whatnot and stuff
First of all I’d like to start by saying that, that Nived guy is a cucking loser and his comments are flaming liquid garbage. Also, I’m curious to see if there is an incremental lift in content views on articles where that asshole has commented vs ones he hasn’t. Is there Lifetime value? I doubt it though because he sucks lol
From someone who had my passport stolen in Costa Rica, it’s about ~$250 to get the temp passport needed to get home. Since I was robbed of my wallet too, I had to wait 4 days before I could get a flight out. I survived off Embassy provided Subway meal tickets and slept on the floor of the waiting room for 1 night until they put me up in a hotel because they felt bad. Girl, think about just leaving your entire life behind and start over in Japan, is your life really that cool at home? I mean, you can rot away in an office anywhere in the world. By the 3rd day of being stuck in Costa Rica I contemplated becoming a taxi driver and a Black Jack dealer at the casino that was conveniently placed next to the hotel I was placed in. The free drinks standing next to the Roulette table were fantastic
They should introduce a new character that’s neither Sith or Jedi but has the Force and is unreal with a lightsaber as well as has his/her own special power. They’ll be a rogue that has to choose to help or hurt. This whole good vs. evil thing is starting to get old. We need Nihilist/existential Jedis to become more relatable to the Millennials
Stay away from Truck stops, shovels, duct tape and or small gauge rope, tarps, and don’t bring cash with you. However, do go to a truck stop Burger King, get chicken fries, pack a lip of Kodiak Ice, and destroy the bathroom then leave lol
I mean, it depends on what you’re going for. Life is a lot like going to the movies, if the movie sucks, no one is going to blame you for walking out early especially since you’re paying to be there
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My resolution is to make no goals and then my goal is to make no resolutions so that I become so abound in nothing that I fade out of society and then live a life of joy lol
I’m a guy so I’m like halfway there….I really want to be the eccentric billionaire guy
This is a great business plan in places that don’t have access to water. Business doesn’t give a shit about people and although water is a basic necessity for life, no one said it had to be clean. This is the best we can do in 2018 #blessed lol
Will, how does one not read into it after already reading it in the column you wrote? Please advise lol
Bring her to a beach at sunset and then get on one knee and when she put her hands over her mouth in surprise, say “psyche” and then run very fastly in the opposite direction while chuckling
I like this proposal way better
Being a young soul seems to be the best option these days and no, I’m not talking about personality traits lol
Thanks, Dave. Guys, this is a big deal. With legal weed becoming a thing, imagine more fast food joints doing this so their user base can reward themselves with grade A dispensary devil’s lettuce via a block chain ecosystem. It would literally be the start to world peace. Once they find a way to block chain heart disease medications to subvert insurance pyramid schemes, people will love so much longer and happier lives that we might actually live to see 2019. Back to you Dave
Really looking forward to WW3, guys…or an alien invasion. Oh, not because people are absolute stink ass trash but mainly because I just don’t feel like going to work anymore. But seriously though, people are a god damn landfill of waste lol
Would anyone be opposed if I took a stab at writing a series named “Let’s Rant And Get To The Bottom Of Stuff: {Insert Topic}”
We need a Depends Adult Diaper plug in 2018 because they’re like mobile porta-potties and this generation is getting more mobile by the year
Sorry guys, I do this for a living, whatever the fuck this is. I don’t even know lol
Dave and Team – Whoever is responsible for the mobile app, you can integrate a push/in-app analytics platform like Localytics, Braze (AppBoy), Urban Airship, or build it in house but that’s costly. These platforms charge based on “a la cart” saas services that aren’t included out of the box and your app’s MAU size. To get cross channel data flowing seamlessly, you can stack mPRticles platform and link it to a push provider and Google Analytics/your website/app. If you have any questions, you know where to find me and so on and so forth and whatnot and stuff
I really appreciate the support. Now I have to sit down and write a column since it’s been awhile. I really do love this place and the people
I mean, I could have not just shit all over myself in the above comment
First of all I’d like to start by saying that, that Nived guy is a cucking loser and his comments are flaming liquid garbage. Also, I’m curious to see if there is an incremental lift in content views on articles where that asshole has commented vs ones he hasn’t. Is there Lifetime value? I doubt it though because he sucks lol
From someone who had my passport stolen in Costa Rica, it’s about ~$250 to get the temp passport needed to get home. Since I was robbed of my wallet too, I had to wait 4 days before I could get a flight out. I survived off Embassy provided Subway meal tickets and slept on the floor of the waiting room for 1 night until they put me up in a hotel because they felt bad. Girl, think about just leaving your entire life behind and start over in Japan, is your life really that cool at home? I mean, you can rot away in an office anywhere in the world. By the 3rd day of being stuck in Costa Rica I contemplated becoming a taxi driver and a Black Jack dealer at the casino that was conveniently placed next to the hotel I was placed in. The free drinks standing next to the Roulette table were fantastic
They should introduce a new character that’s neither Sith or Jedi but has the Force and is unreal with a lightsaber as well as has his/her own special power. They’ll be a rogue that has to choose to help or hurt. This whole good vs. evil thing is starting to get old. We need Nihilist/existential Jedis to become more relatable to the Millennials
Stay away from Truck stops, shovels, duct tape and or small gauge rope, tarps, and don’t bring cash with you. However, do go to a truck stop Burger King, get chicken fries, pack a lip of Kodiak Ice, and destroy the bathroom then leave lol
I mean, it depends on what you’re going for. Life is a lot like going to the movies, if the movie sucks, no one is going to blame you for walking out early especially since you’re paying to be there