In terms of budgeting, buying coffee costs thousands over the course of a year. If you just suck it up and develop a meth addiction, you will not only save money but you’ll have energy for 48-72 hours off of one session to crush your workload.
I know you gotta play the game for a long time before you get rewarded but I just wanna reach the lone wolf status where I just walk into board rooms and say shit like “I had a dream that our new phone will solve world hunger and AIDS” and then yell “go make that happen!” While wearing the same black turtle neck everyday to my company that profits more than the entire budget of our military.
San Francisco isn’t that expensive. I’ve seen plenty of cardboard boxes on the street that would be a cozy little home for people at a reasonable price. 2.5 square feet? That’s like $300 a month out there.
You can always make your kids go to work, Nike is always hiring kids for like 3 cents a week in other countries. Just tell them they’re going to summer camp or something. You’ll have so much free time after that. (Here come the down votes)
Yeezy’s > engagement ring. (They’ll probably be worth more in the re-seller market down the road than the ring will be). Also, you could buy the ring now at a lower cost and stash it until Mrs. Right comes along and if she doesn’t come along, just pawn it to get more Yeezy’s
The only things you should be doing is blaring Johnny Cash and doing as much cocaine as your body can handle without dying. And Jack Daniels, lots of Jack Daniels. Also, it’s always good to say “fuck you” to cops too as you throw your acoustic guitar over your shoulder and casually walk away.
Damn, that’s a really good question. I’m gonna say wallet front left pocket, keys front right, cellphone either goes with the wallet or in the front shirt pocket or the wallet goes to the back left again except it offers the slimmer look with no huge cash bulge
I converted over to the front pocket wallet and I’m never going back. After seeing the chiropractor due to years of having a back pocket wallet, the front pocket wallet is a renaissance piece.
Time for the massive generational anarchist revolution. I kid. But seriously, they didn’t read him his rights because we’re closer to not having very many.
Those journalists went to college then went to Syria and look how that turned out. To keep things positive, they don’t have to pay back their student loans anymore.
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I don’t stay late anymore. I’m pretty much Peter Gibbons at this point.
In terms of budgeting, buying coffee costs thousands over the course of a year. If you just suck it up and develop a meth addiction, you will not only save money but you’ll have energy for 48-72 hours off of one session to crush your workload.
I know you gotta play the game for a long time before you get rewarded but I just wanna reach the lone wolf status where I just walk into board rooms and say shit like “I had a dream that our new phone will solve world hunger and AIDS” and then yell “go make that happen!” While wearing the same black turtle neck everyday to my company that profits more than the entire budget of our military.
San Francisco isn’t that expensive. I’ve seen plenty of cardboard boxes on the street that would be a cozy little home for people at a reasonable price. 2.5 square feet? That’s like $300 a month out there.
Yeah, totally…
Right. That will give them the right amount of work experience to get an entry level office job that pays sub-market salary value.
You can always make your kids go to work, Nike is always hiring kids for like 3 cents a week in other countries. Just tell them they’re going to summer camp or something. You’ll have so much free time after that. (Here come the down votes)
Pseudonym*. You happy?
Sounds existential as fuck. Where can I sign up?
Someday you’ll learn that (‘s) is possessive and Yeezy is a sudonym for Kanye West and these are his shoes. Literally no one calls them “Yeezies”
Yeezy’s > engagement ring. (They’ll probably be worth more in the re-seller market down the road than the ring will be). Also, you could buy the ring now at a lower cost and stash it until Mrs. Right comes along and if she doesn’t come along, just pawn it to get more Yeezy’s
The only things you should be doing is blaring Johnny Cash and doing as much cocaine as your body can handle without dying. And Jack Daniels, lots of Jack Daniels. Also, it’s always good to say “fuck you” to cops too as you throw your acoustic guitar over your shoulder and casually walk away.
This is probably what Joe Scarborough does once her gets off his morning show.
Damn, that’s a really good question. I’m gonna say wallet front left pocket, keys front right, cellphone either goes with the wallet or in the front shirt pocket or the wallet goes to the back left again except it offers the slimmer look with no huge cash bulge
I converted over to the front pocket wallet and I’m never going back. After seeing the chiropractor due to years of having a back pocket wallet, the front pocket wallet is a renaissance piece.
Flaherty seems like a low profile, front pocket wallet kind of guy
Oh come on, you know I’m not being serious with this shit by now.
Time for the massive generational anarchist revolution. I kid. But seriously, they didn’t read him his rights because we’re closer to not having very many.
Those journalists went to college then went to Syria and look how that turned out. To keep things positive, they don’t have to pay back their student loans anymore.
According to Kanye’s West, Kanye West made her famous.