To the dude with the ICE father: I agree with everything that Dillon didn’t say but subtly meant here. You need to beat his ass and show him who is boss and by beating his ass i mean throwing him in a wood chipper on the cliff edge of an active volcano. Orrrr, you could out-racist his racism by being racist against racists because that has seemed to make a lot of money for our country and if you apply that practice to this situation, you might eventually have enough money to lock him away in his own sketchily funded, hollowed out Circuit City private prison encampment that houses all other racist people lol
Hey all, I hope you’re doing well! Just wanted to let you guys know that I’ll be buying a Chick-Fil-A franchise and we will be open on Sunday’s and serving “Satan’s Spicy Chicken Sandwhich” because at the end of the day, Capitalism welcomes everyone with open wallets, I mean arms lol
Guys, Orange Theory is actually a shell corporation that was created by our Cheetoh looking president and Blackwater (aka Academi) in order to try and create a master group of very in-shape people who will use social media to self propagate their superior/cult-like beliefs lol
You’re missing out on some valuable PTO. Folks, only take your shits at work, during business hours. If you take a ~20 minute shit everyday for a year, that’s an extra 2.5 weeks of paid vacation. Don’t forget, time is money so you might as well get paid to shit lol
You know, there are some species of spiders where the female kills the male after they have sex. I don’t know where I’m going with this but I’d pretty much let my gf kill me so I don’t have to go to work ever again. Also, I don’t have life insurance so the jokes on her. Have fun paying for all that grass fed salmon from Whole Foods hahaha
Step 6: Give up on trivial pursuits and pivot to black market “business development” because everyone knows you make way more money than doing anything else which is why the CIA does it alllll the time
If people would just stop selfishly getting together for financial gain and causing everyone else to spend money to see it happen, we could allocate all that saved money and solve the student debt crisis from a grassroots level lol
“Haha hey guys, speaking of poop and stuff, you know that huevos rancheros make you unleash in the toilet. On a deeper level, our galaxy looks like a fried egg and as soon as the blood shed of an intergalactic war happens, the galactic ranchero will force itself to be shit out As a white dwarf and then a black hole…kinda like an all consuming asshole” I did it for him lol
You see where caring about things gets you, guys? You get caught between a cock and a hard place. That’s why you have to think like the elite. A thought process where everyone is absolutely expendable and if you dangle enough carrots in their faces, they’ll be the goody goodies you want them to be all while never really wanting long term commitment out of them in the first place (temporary renters, if you will). They have seemingly found a way to perfectly merge the Madonna with the whore while offering false promises that are a complete illusion yet so many clutch and grab and climb over each other just to try and get to the top until the true people at the top cut their legs out from under them in the form of economic and monetary policy and diversions. I’ve started thinking like them and let me tell you, folks, I still can’t afford real things like private islands and blood transfusions in order to pass on my bloodline lol
$250k is a steal, my dude….houses around me in Boston go for $800k and they look like bird shit riddled abandoned suburban wasteland homes. We’re the most productive we’ve ever been as a species due to technology but wages have flatlined since the 80’s while debt has skyrocketed. Basically, we’re not getting paid close to the amount of work we output in a society that has monetized output/labor. So even more basically, passive aggressive indentured servitude has become systemic and stopped discriminating and hides behind shiny new tech and corporate swag until they don’t need us anymore…but please, old people, please continue to shit on our lives like you haven’t done so already forever into infinity and beyond lol
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To the dude with the ICE father: I agree with everything that Dillon didn’t say but subtly meant here. You need to beat his ass and show him who is boss and by beating his ass i mean throwing him in a wood chipper on the cliff edge of an active volcano. Orrrr, you could out-racist his racism by being racist against racists because that has seemed to make a lot of money for our country and if you apply that practice to this situation, you might eventually have enough money to lock him away in his own sketchily funded, hollowed out Circuit City private prison encampment that houses all other racist people lol
Same
Your comment took more effort than mine did, trust me
Hey all, I hope you’re doing well! Just wanted to let you guys know that I’ll be buying a Chick-Fil-A franchise and we will be open on Sunday’s and serving “Satan’s Spicy Chicken Sandwhich” because at the end of the day, Capitalism welcomes everyone with open wallets, I mean arms lol
Guys, Orange Theory is actually a shell corporation that was created by our Cheetoh looking president and Blackwater (aka Academi) in order to try and create a master group of very in-shape people who will use social media to self propagate their superior/cult-like beliefs lol
You’re missing out on some valuable PTO. Folks, only take your shits at work, during business hours. If you take a ~20 minute shit everyday for a year, that’s an extra 2.5 weeks of paid vacation. Don’t forget, time is money so you might as well get paid to shit lol
If we combined hunting with motorcycles and called ourselves the Cardigan Cartel, that would be fun, probably lol
You know, there are some species of spiders where the female kills the male after they have sex. I don’t know where I’m going with this but I’d pretty much let my gf kill me so I don’t have to go to work ever again. Also, I don’t have life insurance so the jokes on her. Have fun paying for all that grass fed salmon from Whole Foods hahaha
Well, we’re in luck because our generation will probably never own anything except our misery lol okay have a wonderful weekend, everybody!
Step 6: Give up on trivial pursuits and pivot to black market “business development” because everyone knows you make way more money than doing anything else which is why the CIA does it alllll the time
And by warm lead, folks, they mean sleeping your way to the top lol
Yeah, in this New World Order, we just kill those people
If people would just stop selfishly getting together for financial gain and causing everyone else to spend money to see it happen, we could allocate all that saved money and solve the student debt crisis from a grassroots level lol
“Haha hey guys, speaking of poop and stuff, you know that huevos rancheros make you unleash in the toilet. On a deeper level, our galaxy looks like a fried egg and as soon as the blood shed of an intergalactic war happens, the galactic ranchero will force itself to be shit out As a white dwarf and then a black hole…kinda like an all consuming asshole” I did it for him lol
Why isn’t there a #metoo movement for literally every human being that is alive in today’s societal finance flow system? #nolivesmatter lol
As above, so below lol
You see where caring about things gets you, guys? You get caught between a cock and a hard place. That’s why you have to think like the elite. A thought process where everyone is absolutely expendable and if you dangle enough carrots in their faces, they’ll be the goody goodies you want them to be all while never really wanting long term commitment out of them in the first place (temporary renters, if you will). They have seemingly found a way to perfectly merge the Madonna with the whore while offering false promises that are a complete illusion yet so many clutch and grab and climb over each other just to try and get to the top until the true people at the top cut their legs out from under them in the form of economic and monetary policy and diversions. I’ve started thinking like them and let me tell you, folks, I still can’t afford real things like private islands and blood transfusions in order to pass on my bloodline lol
You’re a bag of shit but this made me laugh…touché
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$250k is a steal, my dude….houses around me in Boston go for $800k and they look like bird shit riddled abandoned suburban wasteland homes. We’re the most productive we’ve ever been as a species due to technology but wages have flatlined since the 80’s while debt has skyrocketed. Basically, we’re not getting paid close to the amount of work we output in a society that has monetized output/labor. So even more basically, passive aggressive indentured servitude has become systemic and stopped discriminating and hides behind shiny new tech and corporate swag until they don’t need us anymore…but please, old people, please continue to shit on our lives like you haven’t done so already forever into infinity and beyond lol