Grad program girl this shaming is for your own good – fuck that noise about writing in and trying to find a way around shooting your fucking shot. You blew this dude off repeatedly and NOW you want that same shot without putting yourself on the line? He’s obviously still interested, take him up! It’s 2018 stop thinking you are too good to shoot a shot!
I fucking hate the “just saying hi” texts. I’ll be honest it does feel good that she still thinks about me – I still think about her constantly – but I wish I wasn’t. I just want to move on
In college my friend and I were visiting his LD GF at her school, and I thought I was gonna be hooking up with the gf’s roomie. Then she gets a phone call where a guy tells her he’s in love with her and she spends the next three hours having a meltdown in her room with her friend.
I ate easily half of the pizza she had order earlier. NO REGRETS
If you have your shit together and are on time to the kegger, you won’t need to wait in line unlike those fucking troglodytes who are late and need to immediately hit the 6 pack
I like this take. I’m up and at em so many days out of the week and god damn it, I want to sleep until two, relax and gather myself and thats exactly what I’m gonna do
I’d say you weren’t in the friend zone because you accepted the first failed shot and kept moving forward, then tried again when it seemed appropriate. WAY TO GO DAVE
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Visiting Chicago right now too. Wya this weekend?
Visiting a friend in Chicago. Where is PGP chi town going for happy hour tonight?
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Shit it wasn’t? I was on my way over to hang out and play xbox all night, have ourselves a slumber party
Grad program girl this shaming is for your own good – fuck that noise about writing in and trying to find a way around shooting your fucking shot. You blew this dude off repeatedly and NOW you want that same shot without putting yourself on the line? He’s obviously still interested, take him up! It’s 2018 stop thinking you are too good to shoot a shot!
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I fucking hate the “just saying hi” texts. I’ll be honest it does feel good that she still thinks about me – I still think about her constantly – but I wish I wasn’t. I just want to move on
Micah, what the hell dude. You’re too high and mighty for fucking “American cinema” but you’ll watch this trash? get better dude
for losing car keys??? god damn
In college my friend and I were visiting his LD GF at her school, and I thought I was gonna be hooking up with the gf’s roomie. Then she gets a phone call where a guy tells her he’s in love with her and she spends the next three hours having a meltdown in her room with her friend.
I ate easily half of the pizza she had order earlier. NO REGRETS
If you have your shit together and are on time to the kegger, you won’t need to wait in line unlike those fucking troglodytes who are late and need to immediately hit the 6 pack
I like this take. I’m up and at em so many days out of the week and god damn it, I want to sleep until two, relax and gather myself and thats exactly what I’m gonna do
Did WHAT with the stock photo girl?
This is still equal, unless you’re trash at rock paper scissors
You’ve been bragging about it for like 2 weeks dude chill
I’d say you weren’t in the friend zone because you accepted the first failed shot and kept moving forward, then tried again when it seemed appropriate. WAY TO GO DAVE
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So you already knew the DAY you were getting married? Sounds like y’all we’re already engaged and you just didn’t have a ring yet