I back all of this. People like to bag on New Years resolutions, but there is no better time to get your ass in gear than in the dead of winter. Ain’t shit else to do. Setting realistic goals for yourself is the best way to get good habits.
A younger coworker is in a jam because he’s juggling a roster right now. He asked me for advice (I’m new so he doesn’t know how terrible my advice is yet). All I could tell him was; “Well…maybe don’t put yourself in a pickle by trying to be too many places at once.” He didn’t like that advice.
I think it comes down to your age bracket and education level as someone said above. I also only have one buddy that lives at home. We’re pushing 31 which makes it that much weirder of a situation. Dude has made no effort to get out.
Same here. It’s probably my number one insult when referring to a person I don’t like. I also like using it as an adjective. Ex: “Man this place is dildos. Let’s get out of here.”
I really hope the people running these joints are laughing at the saps they’re getting over on. And that they’re not just saps themselves that think these are great ideas.
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I figure the best way to possibly put a name to the harasser (is that a word?) is this law suit. So I get it.
How I imagine the conversation between Steve and the rental company went:
Steve: “Ayy Crip, $9,000 for paint and carpet? Fuck you think this is?”
Rental company: “…”
Steve: “That’s what I thought.”
Wow. I wanted to like this. But this is such a stretch that I have to assume it’s tounge in cheek.
I argue that January is the prefect time to “get fit”. It sucks sometimes, but it beats being holed up in my house until the sun comes out.
I back all of this. People like to bag on New Years resolutions, but there is no better time to get your ass in gear than in the dead of winter. Ain’t shit else to do. Setting realistic goals for yourself is the best way to get good habits.
Last NYE I was sick. I got all doped up on cold medicine and went to bed at like 12:15. It was the best NYE of my life.
My friend’s wife once referred to me as a lumbersexual, and it was the most offended I’ve ever been.
You don’t sound hipster at all. You know what you’re talking about. You don’t just have an ax to say you have an ax.
I’m not some male feminist, but the double standard is hilariously obvious.
A lot of dudes who comment on this site: “Hell yeah man girls that fuck are so sick!”
*girl fucks and writes about it*
Dudes: “Eww shut up you gross dumb bitch.”
Ok. Enjoy your schnapps.
Go somewhere that isn’t Brooklyn.
A younger coworker is in a jam because he’s juggling a roster right now. He asked me for advice (I’m new so he doesn’t know how terrible my advice is yet). All I could tell him was; “Well…maybe don’t put yourself in a pickle by trying to be too many places at once.” He didn’t like that advice.
I think it comes down to your age bracket and education level as someone said above. I also only have one buddy that lives at home. We’re pushing 31 which makes it that much weirder of a situation. Dude has made no effort to get out.
Same here. It’s probably my number one insult when referring to a person I don’t like. I also like using it as an adjective. Ex: “Man this place is dildos. Let’s get out of here.”
Alternate title: “Aggravated Late Middle-aged Man Politely Expresses His Displeasure After Leaving His Job”.
I’ve recently fallen in love with Yuengling. And I sucks because I can’t get it where I live.
I really hope the people running these joints are laughing at the saps they’re getting over on. And that they’re not just saps themselves that think these are great ideas.
I don’t think I fully understood what was happening. If all of your friends are in one place and you’re not there? Fuckin’ a, buddy. Make that move.
Absolutely. If you really need $200 worth of beer that bad, you probably shouldn’t be wasting money on a tattoo.