My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

If your name is Steve, does that automatically make you the Steve in your office? PGP.

Anyone that signs their emails with “Cheers” can go to hell. PGP.