Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday

My co-workers all got in to a pyramid scheme that they haven’t figured out is a scam yet.

Judging people by which email salutation they use.

Being told that wearing a costume tomorrow “while not mandatory, it is highly recommended to promote team building and unity.” $25 gift card to Applebee’s prize for the winner

Having an obvious hickey on your neck at work

Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

The only “company ink” I could “dip my pen in” is the divorced 55-year-old office manager. PGP.

My boss got beer for the office to celebrate a closing. He got Blue Moon. PGP.