My boss brought in two new smoking hot marketing reps. He walked right by me with them and didn’t introduce me. PGP.

Lying that you’re younger to girls at the bar, and lying that you’re older at client meetings. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

I couldn’t name a single song in the Top 40, but I can tell you every song that’s on “The River” by Bruce Springsteen. PGP.

Just had to fire the intern. Back to the bottom of the totem pole. PGP.

My boss just started watching Breaking Bad, and now he wants to talk to me about it every single day. PGP.

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.