the worst possible thing anybody can ever be described as is “nice” because that means there’s literally nothing else interesting or redeemable about you other than the bare minimum
if you’ve never done the social media purge, i highly recommend you delete your social media accts as soon as you stop reading this comment. it’s absolutely grand.
the correct answer is to never pick up. they know you will pick up the phone so the robot keeps you on the active list
i was a telemarketer for one summer before college once as a way to fund my vices. best day of my life was when my boss gave me a check and said “you don’t have to come back tomorrow. we’re bankrupt. run to the bank and cash your final check before we run out of funds. have a good summer.” my life improved exponentially after that place went out of business.
no way. the entire point of being a grandparent is getting a free pass to tell your grandkids absolutely absurd lies about your life and having them eat it up.
tom friggin brady was dating your grandma, kids, and old nautilus here swooped in and stole her damn heart
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buy a plunger now before you actually need to buy a plunger is my advice
the worst possible thing anybody can ever be described as is “nice” because that means there’s literally nothing else interesting or redeemable about you other than the bare minimum
this is a great take that somehow duda has disguised as a bad take
what is this
riot fest is still the greatest chicago festival and it’s not even close
basically that she’s not ready to say it out loud hahaha not too big of a deal, just a little nervewracking at the time but overall not too bad.
dropped the L-bomb this weekend after about 5 months of dating, ole girl wasn’t ready yet.
oh well, it’s 2018, shooters shoot. last night said the L but tonight we bounce back
this is the content we crave on this site
just learned that emrat grew up in the same town i did and went to the other high school. we could have been lovers. my day is ruined.
i hate working with all of my heart
san diego reporting for duty
if you’ve never done the social media purge, i highly recommend you delete your social media accts as soon as you stop reading this comment. it’s absolutely grand.
Duda-tier take
tell us more about this barbecue fiasco
the brunch always seems like a good idea until it’s time you actually have to go to it.
then staying in your hotel bed and wallowing in your own hungover filth for a few more hours becomes a much better alternative
so was markle a member of the shapeshifting reptilian illuminati before she met harry or are they going to gift her a new human suit post-ceremony
the correct answer is to never pick up. they know you will pick up the phone so the robot keeps you on the active list
i was a telemarketer for one summer before college once as a way to fund my vices. best day of my life was when my boss gave me a check and said “you don’t have to come back tomorrow. we’re bankrupt. run to the bank and cash your final check before we run out of funds. have a good summer.” my life improved exponentially after that place went out of business.
beautiful, johnny d.
i remember driving to the beach one time and my homie put on Viceroy’s remix of Going Back to Cali. I about lost my mind.
tropical house tastes like sunburn, pacifico sweat, brushing sand out of your hair, eyes red from saltwater and jazz cigarettes, 8 pm sunsets
no way. the entire point of being a grandparent is getting a free pass to tell your grandkids absolutely absurd lies about your life and having them eat it up.
tom friggin brady was dating your grandma, kids, and old nautilus here swooped in and stole her damn heart
Pacifico or bust