Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

Starbucks in my office is out of cold brew. PGP.

“So how long have you been driving with Uber?” PGP.

Guy in the cube next to me got a standing desk. I feel like he’s always watching me now. PGP.

Got rejected for a job because I’m over qualified. I would’ve taken the pay cut. PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

Applied for a job from my work computer yesterday. PGPM

That guy that comes into your office to small talk when you have headphones in. PGP