According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

Do you have any tums? PGP.

Wedding season 2k15. PGP.

What can we do to help with that? PGP.

Finding new ways to cover up your fart sounds. PGP.

I feel like my coworkers know when I take a dump. PGP.