My parents asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said a brake job on my truck. PGP.
Being sore from playing washers at a tailgate. PGP.
I am not a team player. PGP.
I actually enjoy reading. PGP.
My coworker just turned on her space heater. We’re in Texas and it’s July. PGP.
I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.
Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.
Taking personal advantage of Fathers’ Day sales because you need them more than your old man. PGP.