Only using your business cards to register for free lunches at restaurants. PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.

What the hell is that smell radiating from the break room? PGP.

Having a reoccurring dream of being back in college.

Pinch me and I will end you.

Not having to change the time on certain devices, because I couldn’t change it in the fall.

Earning $0.01 on your savings account. PGP.