I drink because I haven’t fully gotten over my ex. I’m terrible with money because I drink to forget about her and I thoroughly enjoy the high that comes from buying something new.
What were you getting to a gallon in the ole truck? I get like 17 right now and I’m debating on going the way of a civic. $20 fill up for like 400 miles to a tank.
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I’m shocked strip clubs and hotel bars didn’t make the list.
I find your username hilarious.
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I drink because I haven’t fully gotten over my ex. I’m terrible with money because I drink to forget about her and I thoroughly enjoy the high that comes from buying something new.
You want the ugly truth pal? There you have it.
I thought I was the only one who saw that. Literally refused to believe he was in the wrong. That’s amazing.
I want to go backpacking in Thailand but don’t know anyone. I’d legitimately be up for working this out if you’re into backpacking.
1) I feel like your sexual prowess is stimulating as well as frightening.
2) I’m concerned about your health and decision making.
3) How’s about you give the ole catching glove a rest a little? I think the leather is good and broken in now.
Who do you know here?
I’ve never been. Actually I’ve never heard of it.
Kirby Ice House is a great place man. Best patio I’d wager.
The girl in the picture is a total smoke show. That’s all I have to add.
You and your father are now eskimo brothers. Congrats.
Charlie you aren’t fat. You’re just living well. Who needs all the buttons on a Hawaiian shirt anyway?
I hate bringing home shitty trinkets from weddings, I can only imagine how much I’d hate coming home from a wedding with a fucking tattoo.
Aggressive.
Toy with her emotions for many years to come Todd. Break her spirit.
What were you getting to a gallon in the ole truck? I get like 17 right now and I’m debating on going the way of a civic. $20 fill up for like 400 miles to a tank.
As a Texan living outside of Texas, I support the Cowboys. Unfortunately the Houston Texas are living through a $70M mistake so… Go Cowboys. *Vomits*
“That boy just ain’t right.”
Finally someone gets it.