Mr. Noodlearms 8 years ago on I Pee My Pants A Little Bit Every Day, And It’s Shattering My Confidence I use a stall and sit down to pee whenever I wear khakis. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 8 years ago on The 240 Greatest Things About America On Her 240th Birthday Literally quit reading after that. Such a letdown after 1, 2, and 3. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 8 years ago on The Inner Monologue Of A Recently Unemployed Guy At least you can start the search early. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Man Chronicles His Entire Bizarre Late-Night Exchange With A Psychotic McDonald's Worker On Twitter The McDonald’s employee at the second window is how I feel every day at my job. 41 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP Job security. 56 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Coworkers that hum. PGP. Coworkers that drum. PGP. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on A Dude's Breakdown Of Week 7 Of "The Bachelor" It gets really boring as the season drags on. -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on I have constant stress that my uber rating will drop below a 5 star. Somebody else threw up in an uber I got. I don’t even want to know my rating. 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on "Be sure to leave home early today to get in on time." PGP At least there’s no traffic. 25 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP. I don’t even have a yard. PGP 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)....being an adult is easy. PGP My company doesn’t do this. PGP 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on "Please find the attached..." Every time. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on If I have to hear one more "were you really sick or just hungover?" joke I swear to god. PGP. “Somebody had fun last night” 27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on "Sounds good." PGP. I say this way too much. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Sad Bears Fan Takes His Bears Jersey Off During Game, Leaves It In Seattle, Is Sad At least he’s got the Cubs to look forward to this year. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on NFL Water Cooler Talking Points: Week 1 The Cutler talking points are spot on. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on What Should Scare You The Most About Having A Child That commercial made me cry. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call. I’ve had that nightmare before. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on Can't wait to turn 25 so that my car insurance premium drops. PGP. Don’t you say that… Don’t you ever say that. Stay at 24. Stay at 24 as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it! You have to cherish it! 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr. Noodlearms 9 years ago on The Olsen Twins Are Being Sued For Overworking Interns And Making Them Cry Yeah I felt no sympathy for the interns. -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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I use a stall and sit down to pee whenever I wear khakis.
Literally quit reading after that. Such a letdown after 1, 2, and 3.
At least you can start the search early.
The McDonald’s employee at the second window is how I feel every day at my job.
Job security.
Coworkers that drum. PGP.
It gets really boring as the season drags on.
Somebody else threw up in an uber I got. I don’t even want to know my rating.
At least there’s no traffic.
I don’t even have a yard. PGP
My company doesn’t do this. PGP
Every time.
“Somebody had fun last night”
I say this way too much.
At least he’s got the Cubs to look forward to this year.
The Cutler talking points are spot on.
That commercial made me cry.
I’ve had that nightmare before.
Don’t you say that… Don’t you ever say that. Stay at 24. Stay at 24 as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it! You have to cherish it!
Yeah I felt no sympathy for the interns.