I thought you were going to go into a thing about talking to the big dogs to the left of you, and how those conversations led to great things. But you went the opposite route, and I gotta tell ya I’m disappointed
Dad always used to do that shit for me. First year I did it on my own. The free version on the H & R Block website was a cake walk. Just fucking do it.
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I think once you get past 22 years old there’s no more high fives when you meet new people. Gotta handshake
I think you need to get over it
I’ll draft for you free-of-charge just out of pity.
Brian hated the west coast.
That’s what you get for speeding in your neighborhood, Bieber.
I thought you were going to go into a thing about talking to the big dogs to the left of you, and how those conversations led to great things. But you went the opposite route, and I gotta tell ya I’m disappointed
Nothing made me crave delinquency more than a middle school D.A.R.E. assembly
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?
Dad always used to do that shit for me. First year I did it on my own. The free version on the H & R Block website was a cake walk. Just fucking do it.
Oh, Mitt. What could have been..
I can’t go two fucking minutes on the john without my legs falling asleep
But they did invent the buffalo wing.