Daily ‘Low Balance’ text reminders. PGP.

Saw my boss coming 100ft away but pretended like I didn’t see, and didn’t hold the door for her. PGPM.

Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

The awkward walk to the birthday treat table when you know damn well you didn’t contribute #PGP

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.