just graduated and accepted an offer which would involve me basing my work from home in a territory where I grew up/parents still live. Now I get the constant nagging decision of living with mom and dad or getting an apartment on my own that I probably really don’t need. For now though, in the words of lil dicky, “we gon save that money”
All a bedroom needs to really be adult is an actual dresser and to drop a paycheck or two on a real, respectable mattress. What you’ve described is a married couple’s bedroom
Whiskey: None tonight or for the next few days. She gets upset because you can’t get it up, so she’ll try to go down on you in a fruitless attempt to not feel insecure. Now she’s mad that you don’t think she’s attractive, and you passing out mid-reassuring her just means the only girl you’ll be inside is ole’ reliable Jill.
Just wait till your parents start turning 65 and you’re still on their family plan. Yesterday I was told my wife was eligible for Medicare now that she turned 65. I’m 22 and legally single.
I plan to by December, but for now that money needs to go to loans and ski trip funds
just graduated and accepted an offer which would involve me basing my work from home in a territory where I grew up/parents still live. Now I get the constant nagging decision of living with mom and dad or getting an apartment on my own that I probably really don’t need. For now though, in the words of lil dicky, “we gon save that money”
Just trying to get another Chronicles of Todd, Will. Where’s the love for our favorite emotional and self-destructive idiot?
All a bedroom needs to really be adult is an actual dresser and to drop a paycheck or two on a real, respectable mattress. What you’ve described is a married couple’s bedroom
Hiking is a lifesaver for brokeboi’s like me, because you can trick your SO into thinking this free activity is a insta-worthy date
Not getting the new girl’s number was a bush league move.
walking out to see Kaarl back out on the dance floor
Whiskey: None tonight or for the next few days. She gets upset because you can’t get it up, so she’ll try to go down on you in a fruitless attempt to not feel insecure. Now she’s mad that you don’t think she’s attractive, and you passing out mid-reassuring her just means the only girl you’ll be inside is ole’ reliable Jill.
SEC tailgating weather is far superior to Big 10 weather in October. 65-75 all day, every day
Just wait till your parents start turning 65 and you’re still on their family plan. Yesterday I was told my wife was eligible for Medicare now that she turned 65. I’m 22 and legally single.
We called them donkeys, still makes me chuckle
damn that was about to be a good one too
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But have you ever had a chicken parm sandwich or a monte cristo?
*explanation, tomato tamoto it’s friday
great save with the UCONN explination
yuge sweetwater ipa fan with the occasional terrapin hopsecutioner on the side (go dawgs)
also sup?