i don’t have any plans until i pick up my boyfriend at the airport at 11 o’clock on sunday night. thinking of picking myself up a nice box of lab wine, drinking in bed, and watching meg ryan movies on loop.
i was fully amped for my january whole30 until i remembered the eagles are in the playoffs next week, so unless anyone has any advice on how to enjoy football without drinking heavily and consuming copious amounts of wings, looks like i’ll be ending early.
i’m sorry but exactly how drunk do you have to be to make out with the bachelor at a bachelor party? i’ve done some stupid shit under the influence of tequila, but come on girl.
I didn’t realize how bad I’d gotten about this till I went out to dinner with a friend I hadn’t seen in about a year and realized she never once took out her phone. It was the best conversation I’d had in months and I never felt the need to pull mine out either.
headed up to the poconos for a weekend of heavy drinking and great instagrams. 35 members of my family in three cabins around the lake. boutta get wyld.
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yeah but i “love him” and it’s been two weeks so i “miss him” and “want to see him asap.” or something.
sorry to disappoint but nothing wrong with some platonic bagged wine sharing
i don’t have any plans until i pick up my boyfriend at the airport at 11 o’clock on sunday night. thinking of picking myself up a nice box of lab wine, drinking in bed, and watching meg ryan movies on loop.
i had three glasses of wine with my boss on a work trip. seemed rude to say no… right?
i was fully amped for my january whole30 until i remembered the eagles are in the playoffs next week, so unless anyone has any advice on how to enjoy football without drinking heavily and consuming copious amounts of wings, looks like i’ll be ending early.
yup, my parents were the same. you know what sucks at 23? realizing your parents are OLD.
add to the list taking her by the hand in her favorite spot in the city and slowly turning before saying “will you…”
not that i’m bitter
it was a fun moment. i’m glad he asked me to go to the bar we were already walking to.
tbh i love my boyfriend and still don’t get the urge to blurt it out during sex? what kinda pansy sex are y’all having?
get back to me after you pop two of those bad boys next time you’re hungover. game changer.
But where do you stand on liquigels?
i’m gonna make a SWEEPING generalization and say everyone involved is trash.
i’m sorry but exactly how drunk do you have to be to make out with the bachelor at a bachelor party? i’ve done some stupid shit under the influence of tequila, but come on girl.
if you’re such a great writer, why are all your comments garbage?
okay but that’s actually a very sweet proposal. good for girl.
I didn’t realize how bad I’d gotten about this till I went out to dinner with a friend I hadn’t seen in about a year and realized she never once took out her phone. It was the best conversation I’d had in months and I never felt the need to pull mine out either.
gotta add in miracle on 34th street while decorating the tree
this is rude
i will glady give wentz both of my knees and a kidney if it gets him back on the field by new years
headed up to the poconos for a weekend of heavy drinking and great instagrams. 35 members of my family in three cabins around the lake. boutta get wyld.
here i am thinking my “$60 steak and two bottles of wine” date was the best date a girl can plan