Friday night I drank half a bottle of red wine, a variety of Christmas beers, and a martini and ordered $130 worth of baked goods to be shipped to my parents’ from NYC for Thanksgiving. Saturday I drank literally all the white wine in the world and cried and asked my cousin if I was going to be in her wedding or not– I was too browned out to remember the answer. Rough times all around.
Hey man- in all seriousness, tremendously well written article. I can’t imagine how this all feels. Like many other people, I rushed a sorority because of TSM/TFM. When I graduated and all my friends moved away and I stayed here and was lost and alone and aimless for the first time in my life, I found PGP and realized I wasn’t the only one. I met my boyfriend on a PGP bar crawl. You’ve done really great work, all of you. Business sucks but you guys still don’t. I’ll be drinking an ice cold coors latte for you tonight.
“nice leisurely brunch” before touristy sightseeing turned into day drinking turned into an impulse dinner at the chicest french joint in town turned into me vomitng in the bathroom at the chicest french joint in town somewhere between cheese course and main course.
boyfriend’s parents are in town for the first time, so dinner and touristy stuff with them. then a family party tomorrow night to celebrate my brother being here from europe. i plan to ride a steady white wine buzz through sunday evening.
first dude: just go with the generic “my friend,” unless you feel like really getting into it. i met my boyfriend through pgp and we’ve been together for over a year and most people i work with/extended family still think we met through “mutual friends.” if it’s someone you’re close to, sure get into it. but most people don’t need to know the details of how much time you spend on the internet.
i told my boyfriend i prefer flats since he prefers drumsticks on one of our first dates, a la the “olive theory.” now i’m stuck eating flats every damn time and low key miss drumsticks. you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
Can we host a “worst commenter” Olympics? Dave might confuse everyone with his odd takes, but this lovely lady hates even more nice things than Duda! Who will take it all!?
God you’re so right, my $24 gift of etsy is too flashy. What can I say, I’m a real put on a show kinda gal! Our relationship means NOTHING if I can’t post it on IG!
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Friday night I drank half a bottle of red wine, a variety of Christmas beers, and a martini and ordered $130 worth of baked goods to be shipped to my parents’ from NYC for Thanksgiving. Saturday I drank literally all the white wine in the world and cried and asked my cousin if I was going to be in her wedding or not– I was too browned out to remember the answer. Rough times all around.
Hey man- in all seriousness, tremendously well written article. I can’t imagine how this all feels. Like many other people, I rushed a sorority because of TSM/TFM. When I graduated and all my friends moved away and I stayed here and was lost and alone and aimless for the first time in my life, I found PGP and realized I wasn’t the only one. I met my boyfriend on a PGP bar crawl. You’ve done really great work, all of you. Business sucks but you guys still don’t. I’ll be drinking an ice cold coors latte for you tonight.
“nice leisurely brunch” before touristy sightseeing turned into day drinking turned into an impulse dinner at the chicest french joint in town turned into me vomitng in the bathroom at the chicest french joint in town somewhere between cheese course and main course.
boyfriend’s parents are in town for the first time, so dinner and touristy stuff with them. then a family party tomorrow night to celebrate my brother being here from europe. i plan to ride a steady white wine buzz through sunday evening.
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Yes.
My boyfriend officially finally moves to my city tomorrow. So, lots of drinking and… activities.
Like 150? Idk man. Being in a sorority + working for a fashion designer = likes.
If I only got 120 likes on a vacation pic I’d erase all online presence.
first dude: just go with the generic “my friend,” unless you feel like really getting into it. i met my boyfriend through pgp and we’ve been together for over a year and most people i work with/extended family still think we met through “mutual friends.” if it’s someone you’re close to, sure get into it. but most people don’t need to know the details of how much time you spend on the internet.
don’t tell me you’re a k-state fan!?
i am very hungover right now trying to write a press release. at least ku won.
according to my bank account, i spent $59.40 at a gay bar on saturday night. i vaguely remember walking by it but do not remember entering.
I will be in KC next weekend and will be the best damn wingwoman you’ve ever seen. See you at Kellys.
i told my boyfriend i prefer flats since he prefers drumsticks on one of our first dates, a la the “olive theory.” now i’m stuck eating flats every damn time and low key miss drumsticks. you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
Can we host a “worst commenter” Olympics? Dave might confuse everyone with his odd takes, but this lovely lady hates even more nice things than Duda! Who will take it all!?
God you’re so right, my $24 gift of etsy is too flashy. What can I say, I’m a real put on a show kinda gal! Our relationship means NOTHING if I can’t post it on IG!
Did you get dumped on Valentine’s Day or something?
GOD there is nothing i would love more than taking a romantic stroll through the park towards you, down on one knee, ready to ice us both.
on the other side of the coin, i flat out told my boyfriend getting flowers would mean the world to me. not everything has to be a trap or a game!