Throwing back that paper cup of water like its scotch. PGP.

My office wife works in the branch on the other side of the country. PGP

Signing birthday cards for people you’ve never even heard of. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.