Having the IT department’s extension memorized. PGP.

Letting your significant other meet your parents so you can go on a date for free. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder if I took a nap in the supply closet, how long it would take my boss to find me. PGP.

Being able to honestly tell your coworkers what you did this weekend, because it was lame. PGP.

Our VP of Marketing is wearing Target sandals at Happy Hour. Here I am thinking a promotion would mean nicer things. PGP.

The only text you get all day is from your FitBit telling you you’ve done zero minutes of physical activity today. PGP.

There’s a dead animal in the wall at the office. I’ve never seen anyone here more excited. PGP.

Making a list of all the different lists you need to make. PGP.

Got bored today at work. Tried to see if a paperclip would fit through my earring hole in my ear lobe. PGP.

Just deleted a game to make room for a grocery store app on my phone. PGP.