Sitting next to your boss on a plane. On a Sunday. Hungover.

Drove 8 hours round trip for a 2-hour mandatory meeting.

The local dive bar I just became a regular at has a ‘for sale’ sign on its front door.

Loudly making a brunch reservation on the office phone so my manager doesn’t ping me for weekend work.

I’m always worried that I’m getting fired when my team is hiring someone new.

Had a mild heart attack when my boss wanted to talk to me about my “computer usage.” Turns out he just needed help with PowerPoint.