Recently had to be the Jessica at a bachelorette party dinner at a steakhouse because we had a pregnant woman and nursing mom both not drinking and a vegetarian who just got a salad so I wasn’t about to be the asshole who made those people subsidize everyone else’s steak and multiple bottles of wine. But that’s definitely extraordinary circumstances.
Something will definitely go wrong, but you’ll be able to roll with the punches. I was MOH in a wedding last weekend and our bridal party limo broke down and CAUGHT FIRE before we even left the hotel parking lot. We did an improvised first look photo instead of the groom seeing the bride walk down the aisle and then hopped on the party bus with the guys. It was honestly one of the most fun days I’ve ever experienced and it wasn’t even my wedding.
My parents are just two years away from their 40th anniversary. They still act like a couple of high schoolers in love. It’s adorable and gross at the same time.
I’m notorious for throwing up when I’m hungover so I don’t think this is a psycho move at all. I’d always get two items from my favorite bagel place (s/o Gib’s Bagels, I miss you): one plain bagel toasted with butter, and then another full bagel breakfast sandwich. I’d eat the plain bagel first so I’d have something to throw up and then once my stomach was calm I would eat the other bagel.
Promised myself I would take it easy this weekend because I’m heading to Colorado next week to throw my best friend a bachelorette party and then stand next to her as MOH in her wedding (her idea to do the bachelorette party right before the wedding, not mine).
Baby wipes are not the same as baby powder. Highly recommend that everyone carry baby wipes. They’re better than Tide To Go and get almost any stain out of anything.
I don’t unless I take something from their offerings. It makes slightly more sense in women’s bathrooms… they usually have hairspray, tampons, makeup remover wipes for when you’ve been dancing a little too hard and all your makeup is melting down your face. That being said if I had to choose between bathroom attendant and no bathroom attendant I would choose no attendant every time.
Philo’s Mezze and Wine Bar if you’re feeling extra trashy. Their bottomless includes beer, sangria, and well drinks. And then you can stumble to Shaw after.
Better yet do both. There’s always the risk that you aren’t going to trust the other party to be responsible, so better make sure you’ve got yourself covered.
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Recently had to be the Jessica at a bachelorette party dinner at a steakhouse because we had a pregnant woman and nursing mom both not drinking and a vegetarian who just got a salad so I wasn’t about to be the asshole who made those people subsidize everyone else’s steak and multiple bottles of wine. But that’s definitely extraordinary circumstances.
I think it’s pretty different because you’re not stressed out the waiter as much.
Something will definitely go wrong, but you’ll be able to roll with the punches. I was MOH in a wedding last weekend and our bridal party limo broke down and CAUGHT FIRE before we even left the hotel parking lot. We did an improvised first look photo instead of the groom seeing the bride walk down the aisle and then hopped on the party bus with the guys. It was honestly one of the most fun days I’ve ever experienced and it wasn’t even my wedding.
This was a must-have even in my college houses/apartments. The only place I’ve lived without a washer/dryer was the dorms and I’m keeping it that way.
The patent for the toilet paper roll shows it being pulled from the top. End of discussion.
My parents are just two years away from their 40th anniversary. They still act like a couple of high schoolers in love. It’s adorable and gross at the same time.
I’m notorious for throwing up when I’m hungover so I don’t think this is a psycho move at all. I’d always get two items from my favorite bagel place (s/o Gib’s Bagels, I miss you): one plain bagel toasted with butter, and then another full bagel breakfast sandwich. I’d eat the plain bagel first so I’d have something to throw up and then once my stomach was calm I would eat the other bagel.
I’ve been drinking with her since we were 15. Girl is a tank. She’ll be just fine.
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Promised myself I would take it easy this weekend because I’m heading to Colorado next week to throw my best friend a bachelorette party and then stand next to her as MOH in her wedding (her idea to do the bachelorette party right before the wedding, not mine).
Baby wipes are not the same as baby powder. Highly recommend that everyone carry baby wipes. They’re better than Tide To Go and get almost any stain out of anything.
Yeah I would not put anyone through the torture of being set up with you.
My ex wore a pair of Chucks to a work event of mine at the White House and I broke up with him by the end of the week.
I don’t unless I take something from their offerings. It makes slightly more sense in women’s bathrooms… they usually have hairspray, tampons, makeup remover wipes for when you’ve been dancing a little too hard and all your makeup is melting down your face. That being said if I had to choose between bathroom attendant and no bathroom attendant I would choose no attendant every time.
Philo’s Mezze and Wine Bar if you’re feeling extra trashy. Their bottomless includes beer, sangria, and well drinks. And then you can stumble to Shaw after.
Prix fixe all you can eat, all you can drink is the move for large groups.
Better yet do both. There’s always the risk that you aren’t going to trust the other party to be responsible, so better make sure you’ve got yourself covered.
I’m a little bit upset you identified Cary Elwes as Robin Hood instead of our dear Westley from Princess Bride.
What is he doing with his body in the last photo? It looks like he’s pushing an invisible wheelbarrow.
Decided to do some etymology research after I saw that meme yesterday and turns out it’s fake news.