Receiving unsolicited advice about your non-existent love life from friends who are in relationships. PGP.

Friends in relationships constantly trying to set you up with their single friends. PGP.

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.

Always looking like you’re concentrating really hard on something. PGP.

Compulsively checking your email. PGP.

Forgetting to put on deodorant. PGP.

Just bought my first cheesy office quote mug. PGP.

High heels making it impossible to cross your legs under your desk. PGP.

Choosing to drink an entire bottle of wine at home rather than go out to the bars. PGP.

The highlight of my day was getting to sign a letter because it made me feel important. PGP.