When everyone starts becoming “we” instead of “me.” PGP.

Choosing to take a nap over going on a date. PGP.

Understanding and relating to the comic strip “Dilbert.” PGP.

Waking up in a panic on Saturday morning because you think you’re late for work. PGP.

Your twenties are just one payment plan after another. PGP.

Being too tired for sex. PGP.

Having to put on your glasses to read something. PGP.

Leaving your phone on silent so you don’t feel pathetic checking it frequently for text messages. PGP.

The only text I got all day was a low balance update from my bank. PGP.