Uber rating is 4.93, but I’ll self-report that I have thrown up out of an Uber window before that a friend called on his account. Bump me down two-tenths of a point at least.
As a hybrid of 3 and 4, I always try and keep a legal pad full of illegibly scribbled notes in front of me at my cubicle, and if my spidey-senses start tingling and I feel my boss coming around, I’ll pick it up and act like I’m intently poring over it.
I spent the entirety of my pre-college life in the H-town area, rode out many a tropical storm, too, as I’m sure you have as well. Y’all stay safe — I know people can be melodramatic, but stay safe all the same.
Got a madcap day of grinding out hot content for the next edition of the paper before going down to my hometown tonight for my sister’s high school graduation. Then it’s a wedding near Austin Saturday evening and the final round of Colonial Sunday. Buckle through today and enjoy the long weekend everyone!
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I’m with you on most of these, but I will not sit here and tolerate Hot in Herre slander.
Hella Jongerius sounds like a bad SoundCloud rapper.
Things Girls Do Before Graduation: Italy
What if I have a PS4, but I haven’t felt the warm touch of a woman in months?
The “is there a god” sip of water on a hungover Sunday is perhaps the last common thread tying all of humanity together.
A Few Good Men, which is seemingly on at least one channel every other day, is a great selection as well.
Uber rating is 4.93, but I’ll self-report that I have thrown up out of an Uber window before that a friend called on his account. Bump me down two-tenths of a point at least.
As a hybrid of 3 and 4, I always try and keep a legal pad full of illegibly scribbled notes in front of me at my cubicle, and if my spidey-senses start tingling and I feel my boss coming around, I’ll pick it up and act like I’m intently poring over it.
Great list, Nick.
Make sure to adequately prep by hitting the liquor store for some quality storm drinking.
As our good mutual friend Jay-Z would say, get that dirt off your shoulders. Keep on grinding man
We once boarded up our house and fled to New Braunfels for a storm that brought half an inch of rain to our town. I feel you.
I spent the entirety of my pre-college life in the H-town area, rode out many a tropical storm, too, as I’m sure you have as well. Y’all stay safe — I know people can be melodramatic, but stay safe all the same.
Maggie May, man. Made me woke.
Happy 6/9, everyone.
The subtle drop of “honey-dick” in here was the deepest Touching Base callback possible.
Cigs indoors are a special occasion, but I would never do it around someone who didn’t also want to smoke one. Just inconsiderate.
I don’t know how I managed to send a blank comment. My bad, y’all, I’ll take a lap around the office.
Got a madcap day of grinding out hot content for the next edition of the paper before going down to my hometown tonight for my sister’s high school graduation. Then it’s a wedding near Austin Saturday evening and the final round of Colonial Sunday. Buckle through today and enjoy the long weekend everyone!
First day of the Colonial tournament. Your boy is going to try not to let my massive Jon Rahm man-crush get me kicked off the course.