The job market is much better today than it was 5-6 years ago when I got my degree. I worked a part time job driving forklifts after I graduated but it was better than being an unemployed postgrad piece of shit. Suck it up and keep plugging away until you finally land a decent full time job.
I will never not eat pasta.
The British Open and PGA Championship are all I need until the NFL preseason starts.
This is what you get for going to a stadium where the bleacher seats are first come first serve. It’s time to join the 21st century, Cubbies.
Jazz kitten? Fuck this guy with a rusty tuba.
The job market is much better today than it was 5-6 years ago when I got my degree. I worked a part time job driving forklifts after I graduated but it was better than being an unemployed postgrad piece of shit. Suck it up and keep plugging away until you finally land a decent full time job.
At least she didn’t stand you up. – Johnny
Chase reminds me of Rocky Balboa.
What the fuck is Bougie?
Thank you for calling these Koozies.
I don’t care that I can’t afford this house. I’m just disappointed that the inside looks nothing like the rooms in the TV show.
You stole my photo!
Try being a Brewers fan. This is almost every season for us.
God damnit…
I’m setting the over/under on the number of times we see JoJo’s bobos in a bikini top this season at 100. Place your bets.
I’d be surprised that this actually happened, but then again there are people who still reply all to company wide emails.
I’d feel safer on the road with robotic cars than I do with 80% of the human drivers on the road now.
You had me at American Pie Tara Reid.
If I’m at a wedding where grown men are wearing shorts and Hawaiian shirts, there is no way in hell that I am worrying about a tie.
If it’s over 50 degrees and not raining you best believe I’m grilling that day.
Should’ve dumped her when you found out she enjoys going to Lollapalooza.