Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

Fell asleep on a conference call.