michaelscott12

Member Since 07/15/2015

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Get Bangs

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.

Post Grad Problems

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

Post Grad Problems

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

Post Grad Problems

I wouldn’t feel obligated to go to my boss’ funeral.

Post Grad Problems

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’ll Never Remember Your Name

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Sunday night cold sweats.

Post Grad Problems

Work wife tells me when its her time of the month.

Post Grad Problems