I’m basically the Jim Halpert of the office, and I just got yelled at for it.

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

The last fifteen minutes of the work day seeming to take longer then your whole weekend. PGP

I haven’t left a happy hour actually feeling happy in days.

On day 3 of wearing the same pair of dress pants. People have noticed. I don’t care.

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP

My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP