Woah…let me get this straight. You shop at Costco? But you act like you give a shit about health/the environment and go to Whole Foods? Does. Not. Compute.
Never been in a Costco and I plan to keep it that way.
What a load of horseshit. Did someone directly make this promise to you? I just thought college would broaden my mind and my horizons. Nobody said “do this and you’ll be rich.”
Also, I went to graduate school in DC. I lived very happily and didn’t need much money to do that. Most people probably spend more on fancy coffee drinks and dining out than I spent on rent, museums (most are free), transportation, booze, and food put together.
It’s about choices. Nobody forced you into college, nobody forced you into the busy, pricey city. I think the real problem is that many young people are extremely impatient and think they DESERVE to have everything they want in their early 20s. You gotta work for that shit, whether developing yourself are actually earning a paycheck.
I hate the term millennials because the age range is too broad. I’m at the upper end of it and I’m NOT addicted to my fucking phone or social media. It’s because I didn’t have that shit until my brain had developed on its own. Also, honest question – how many of these problems are directly related to smart phones and spending every fucking breathing moment playing with it? They’re an overused tool that have made millions of humans pathetic dickheads.
If you’d spend more than 2 minutes with someone who’d break up with you via text…you have very low self-esteem and need to get that shit fixed. I personally don’t like to spend time around assholes, and someone doing that is a Grade A asshole.
I go to the movies at least once a month. I have a local, independent theatre that shows a) actual films with a script, including a lot of international films b) classic movies as part of a retro series, everything from horrors to comedies to dramas AND they show them on 35 mm, which makes it that much more fun.. It’s a few minutes from my house, reasonably priced, small theatres, very few assholes. I probably haven’t been to a Loews or one of those in 4-5 years. I have absolutely no interest in the total fucking garbage Hollywood churns out. I’m so fucking tired of the “frat dude” humor that dominates all those shitty Adam Sandler/Luke Wilson/Seth Rogen/blah blah blah movies and absolutely hate CGI and blowup car chase movies too. (I was in a frat, but LCD humor is just not amusing to me at this point)
If they were ever bearable, as soon as you leave college, sorority girls become truly horrible in every way. Oh…and two pieces of clothing NO HUMAN has ever looked good in: those Polo shirt dresses and those “retro” Nike gym shorts. They make even the hottest girls look shapeless (or pear shaped) and appear to have a flat ass. They’re awful!!!!!!!!!
I have a standing agreement with a friend to shoot me dead if I ever photograph a meal I paid someone else to cook for me. And, I’m not even too keen to snap any of something I’ve prepared.
Oh, and I’ve completely lost my ability to be around crowds/noise. My life is only making it worse: get up very early to beat everyone else, walk dogs in woods, ride a bike to work, work in a quiet office all day, home and spend most evenings working in the yard, cooking/eating with the lady, and then walk dogs, read. I really can’t stand to be around noisy people. A loud talker at a nearby table ruined the last lunch I went out for, I cannot handle that. It’s gotten so bad I’ve asked my Ph.D. counseling therapist friend about what I should do…
At some point in your life, you’re going to stop eating shitty, salty food from shitty chains. You’ll look back and be disgusted at the PG things you consumed. Trust me.
I’ve never, ever eaten there. Don’t think it was around when I was still a shithead and eating at fast food chains. I gave that up years ago and have never felt better. I hate shitty, cheap food and I’m a trained chef so would prefer to cook what I eat.
Fuck yes! I hope this becomes national law! I ride a bike most places, meaning I don’t have a steel box around me. The amount of stupid shit BESIDES driving that I see motorists engaging it makes me want to shoot people in the face on a daily basis. To be honest, I fucking hate cars and car culture.
Also, if you’re a fucking x-ray tech you have to go for more recertification training than drivers. What other fucking piece of deadly machinery to you get certified for at 16 and you can continue driving until you’re fucking dead WITHOUT a refresher course? It’s fucking insane.
Bar soap user here. I like getting BJs and if you aren’t clean down there, no girl is going near it. No fucking way does a loofa get your junk and taint as clean as a bar of soap. No fucking way.
I grew up watching and playing football. I’ve totally given up on the sport. College I-A is so fucking corrupt it makes me ill. The NFL is so fucking scripted I want to scream and punch Goodell in the face. It’s just a way to sell fat, bored Americans more trucks, more shitty beer, and more cell phones. The commercials are fucking endless. Haven’t watched a game since the Giants won the Super Bowl.
And I haven’t even mentioned the doping and the brain trauma…
Seriously, fuck American football. Doesn’t it feel weird to cheer for a bunch of overgrown teenagers who are mostly illiterate?
And since I have a full time job, my time is precious. I ain’t about to spend 3.5 fucking hours sitting around on the weekend. Fuck that.
Anyone named Ames = an asshole.
Anyone who wears red pants = an asshole.
It blows my mind that Ivy League assholes continued to find jobs on Wall Street. How are there that many available? I know far too many dicks from college who were from family money, had stupid names, wore red pants, had coke problems, shitty grades…and yet are working in finance in NYC. It’s insane.
Wow, you sound like a ball of fun…You are free to do as you please and you choose to sit around, watch t.v., and eat horrible food. Wow, fun fun fun.
Also, I’m highly suspicious of anyone over the age of 12 who orders/eats delivery pizza. Fucking gross, especially considering the guy baking it just took his hand out of his pants. I don’t go near crappy chain food just out of fear of how many horrible things go on in the “kitchen.”
While she is clearly crazy, let’s blame the fucking dude for enabling this shit to go on.
Grow the fuck up. Don’t date crazy women. Date hot women who are (mostly) rational. Be honest and open and from DAY ONE be your own person and do things you want to do. I don’t cheat on GFs either. But seriously, grow the fuck up and tell your GF you’re an adult and you’ll do what you want. If she can’t handle you having fun, or talking to another woman, or seeing a woman strip (I hate strip clubs), she is the one needing counseling. Nothing wrong with looking. If you put your dick in jail in your 20s or 30s, you’re eventually going to go insane.
Any relationship where 1/2 dictates things this much is either a) going to explode in the near future b) going to kill the soul of one of them.
Gotta say, as evidenced by drives me crazy. “As demonstrated by” is far classier sounding, trust me. You don’t evidence something. Sounds horrible.
Gotta wonder – how many Jewish coaches in the NFL? How many Jewish players? Owners…now that is another story. You’ve got Selig, Bettman, and Silver running three of the biggest sports, but I bet there aren’t more than three Jewish guys playing or coaching in those three leagues.
I don’t really care, lots of Jewish friends and my lineage is very likely Jewish from way back, but Jews tend to play sports for fun/exercise and instead become doctors, lawyers and academics.
In case you haven’t been around top-level female athletes, a word to the wise: most of them are fucking crazy. Male athletes tend to be meatheads with very little going on between their ears. Female athletes tend to be extremely focused, dedicated, and committed. Intense is the word that comes to mind. I knew a girl in college who played TWO DI varsity sports on scholarship. She’d leave Saturday parties early so she could go run 15 or 20 miles on her off day, Sunday. Crazy.
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Woah…let me get this straight. You shop at Costco? But you act like you give a shit about health/the environment and go to Whole Foods? Does. Not. Compute.
Never been in a Costco and I plan to keep it that way.
What a load of horseshit. Did someone directly make this promise to you? I just thought college would broaden my mind and my horizons. Nobody said “do this and you’ll be rich.”
Also, I went to graduate school in DC. I lived very happily and didn’t need much money to do that. Most people probably spend more on fancy coffee drinks and dining out than I spent on rent, museums (most are free), transportation, booze, and food put together.
It’s about choices. Nobody forced you into college, nobody forced you into the busy, pricey city. I think the real problem is that many young people are extremely impatient and think they DESERVE to have everything they want in their early 20s. You gotta work for that shit, whether developing yourself are actually earning a paycheck.
I hate the term millennials because the age range is too broad. I’m at the upper end of it and I’m NOT addicted to my fucking phone or social media. It’s because I didn’t have that shit until my brain had developed on its own. Also, honest question – how many of these problems are directly related to smart phones and spending every fucking breathing moment playing with it? They’re an overused tool that have made millions of humans pathetic dickheads.
If you’d spend more than 2 minutes with someone who’d break up with you via text…you have very low self-esteem and need to get that shit fixed. I personally don’t like to spend time around assholes, and someone doing that is a Grade A asshole.
I go to the movies at least once a month. I have a local, independent theatre that shows a) actual films with a script, including a lot of international films b) classic movies as part of a retro series, everything from horrors to comedies to dramas AND they show them on 35 mm, which makes it that much more fun.. It’s a few minutes from my house, reasonably priced, small theatres, very few assholes. I probably haven’t been to a Loews or one of those in 4-5 years. I have absolutely no interest in the total fucking garbage Hollywood churns out. I’m so fucking tired of the “frat dude” humor that dominates all those shitty Adam Sandler/Luke Wilson/Seth Rogen/blah blah blah movies and absolutely hate CGI and blowup car chase movies too. (I was in a frat, but LCD humor is just not amusing to me at this point)
If they were ever bearable, as soon as you leave college, sorority girls become truly horrible in every way. Oh…and two pieces of clothing NO HUMAN has ever looked good in: those Polo shirt dresses and those “retro” Nike gym shorts. They make even the hottest girls look shapeless (or pear shaped) and appear to have a flat ass. They’re awful!!!!!!!!!
I have a standing agreement with a friend to shoot me dead if I ever photograph a meal I paid someone else to cook for me. And, I’m not even too keen to snap any of something I’ve prepared.
Oh, and I’ve completely lost my ability to be around crowds/noise. My life is only making it worse: get up very early to beat everyone else, walk dogs in woods, ride a bike to work, work in a quiet office all day, home and spend most evenings working in the yard, cooking/eating with the lady, and then walk dogs, read. I really can’t stand to be around noisy people. A loud talker at a nearby table ruined the last lunch I went out for, I cannot handle that. It’s gotten so bad I’ve asked my Ph.D. counseling therapist friend about what I should do…
At some point in your life, you’re going to stop eating shitty, salty food from shitty chains. You’ll look back and be disgusted at the PG things you consumed. Trust me.
I’ve never, ever eaten there. Don’t think it was around when I was still a shithead and eating at fast food chains. I gave that up years ago and have never felt better. I hate shitty, cheap food and I’m a trained chef so would prefer to cook what I eat.
Fuck yes! I hope this becomes national law! I ride a bike most places, meaning I don’t have a steel box around me. The amount of stupid shit BESIDES driving that I see motorists engaging it makes me want to shoot people in the face on a daily basis. To be honest, I fucking hate cars and car culture.
Also, if you’re a fucking x-ray tech you have to go for more recertification training than drivers. What other fucking piece of deadly machinery to you get certified for at 16 and you can continue driving until you’re fucking dead WITHOUT a refresher course? It’s fucking insane.
Bar soap user here. I like getting BJs and if you aren’t clean down there, no girl is going near it. No fucking way does a loofa get your junk and taint as clean as a bar of soap. No fucking way.
How I hate Love Actually. My gal makes me watch is once a year. Ugh.
Also, I pretty sure I haven’t spent two hours texting in my life. I’m a traditionalist; I use phones for making phone calls. Not kidding.
I grew up watching and playing football. I’ve totally given up on the sport. College I-A is so fucking corrupt it makes me ill. The NFL is so fucking scripted I want to scream and punch Goodell in the face. It’s just a way to sell fat, bored Americans more trucks, more shitty beer, and more cell phones. The commercials are fucking endless. Haven’t watched a game since the Giants won the Super Bowl.
And I haven’t even mentioned the doping and the brain trauma…
Seriously, fuck American football. Doesn’t it feel weird to cheer for a bunch of overgrown teenagers who are mostly illiterate?
And since I have a full time job, my time is precious. I ain’t about to spend 3.5 fucking hours sitting around on the weekend. Fuck that.
Anyone named Ames = an asshole.
Anyone who wears red pants = an asshole.
It blows my mind that Ivy League assholes continued to find jobs on Wall Street. How are there that many available? I know far too many dicks from college who were from family money, had stupid names, wore red pants, had coke problems, shitty grades…and yet are working in finance in NYC. It’s insane.
Wow, you sound like a ball of fun…You are free to do as you please and you choose to sit around, watch t.v., and eat horrible food. Wow, fun fun fun.
Also, I’m highly suspicious of anyone over the age of 12 who orders/eats delivery pizza. Fucking gross, especially considering the guy baking it just took his hand out of his pants. I don’t go near crappy chain food just out of fear of how many horrible things go on in the “kitchen.”
While she is clearly crazy, let’s blame the fucking dude for enabling this shit to go on.
Grow the fuck up. Don’t date crazy women. Date hot women who are (mostly) rational. Be honest and open and from DAY ONE be your own person and do things you want to do. I don’t cheat on GFs either. But seriously, grow the fuck up and tell your GF you’re an adult and you’ll do what you want. If she can’t handle you having fun, or talking to another woman, or seeing a woman strip (I hate strip clubs), she is the one needing counseling. Nothing wrong with looking. If you put your dick in jail in your 20s or 30s, you’re eventually going to go insane.
Any relationship where 1/2 dictates things this much is either a) going to explode in the near future b) going to kill the soul of one of them.
Oh my god. You need better friends, this is unacceptable.
Gotta say, as evidenced by drives me crazy. “As demonstrated by” is far classier sounding, trust me. You don’t evidence something. Sounds horrible.
Gotta wonder – how many Jewish coaches in the NFL? How many Jewish players? Owners…now that is another story. You’ve got Selig, Bettman, and Silver running three of the biggest sports, but I bet there aren’t more than three Jewish guys playing or coaching in those three leagues.
I don’t really care, lots of Jewish friends and my lineage is very likely Jewish from way back, but Jews tend to play sports for fun/exercise and instead become doctors, lawyers and academics.
Nice work, yep…”It used to be normal.” Well, so did a lot of things!
If you’re no longer a teenage boy and you’re still calling people pussies, you’ve got problems. And I can’t help you with them.
Good god, I thought Fowler looked stupid before with his flat brimmed doofus hats and shaggy hair. Now he looks worse, somehow.
In case you haven’t been around top-level female athletes, a word to the wise: most of them are fucking crazy. Male athletes tend to be meatheads with very little going on between their ears. Female athletes tend to be extremely focused, dedicated, and committed. Intense is the word that comes to mind. I knew a girl in college who played TWO DI varsity sports on scholarship. She’d leave Saturday parties early so she could go run 15 or 20 miles on her off day, Sunday. Crazy.